Joe McGurl

WEEK 3 LEADERBOARD! Joe - 190 points (-) Greggy - 182 points (-) SaltPeanuts- 170 points (+2) Charlie - 117 points (-1) JJPI - 152 points (-2) Marshall Mellow - 149 points (-) So Patrick....safe to say one of THE DUMBEST Survivor players of all time? Apparently knew Ali before the show, good around camp, strong in challenges and STILL managed to get voted out. What a dope!!! I'm liking the editing this season. I really thought there was no chance Pat was going home and the vote surprised me! Digging how much camp life and socializing we're getting to see. Still nothing super exciting but I am enjoying the season.

WEEK 2 LEADERBOARD! Joe - 130 points (+1) Greggy - 127 points (+1) Charlie - 120 points (+2) JJPI - 117 points (-3) SaltPeanuts - 115 points (+1) Marshall Mellow - 112 points (-2) My girl Chrissy holding shit down at Hero beach! Also, I hope this season starts to pick up cuzzzzzzzzz it's not BAD but shoot...it's not very exciting

Oh oops! Here are the links! Score sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mq_S-wQiOvys-7SDBQPivTcKmt51m2gcIE77Tb2h7OQ/edit?usp=sharing Scores table: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xBhrJWdkWAiekwoeQlgihFYOaTVKjSvWJR7tIw9RopE/edit?usp=sharing WEEK 1 Leaderboard! JJPI - 74 points Joe - 73 points Greggy - 71 points Marshall Mellow - 68 points Charlie - 67 points SaltPeanuts - 66 points

Yep. Expected a Woo but instead got a J'Tia. Love me those crazy eyes

Mah dude, winner pick has GOTSTA be from your F3.

Here are my Hookers, Handjobbers and Hussies Challenge Beast: Cole. This dude is like the hunkiest hunk I've ever seen The Strategist: Chrissy. This lady has it going on and I think a lot of people are going to underestimate her. The Black Widow: Jessica. She compared herself to Andrea and I like Andrea and she's cute to boot so sure The Cutthroat: Patrick. Never trust a ginger The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Alan. Athletic, seems sharp, affable. V well rounded but seems like a dude that will form an alliance day 1 and just be ride or die to the end with it. Under The Radar: Desi. Hachi machi! What a mega babe! She seems TOO good so I'm sure she'll be first out. Wildcard: Ryan. What is this little freak up to?! I get the feeling he might flame out quickly but here's hoping he runs deep! Bench Player: Ben Final 3 Prediction: Chrissy, Alan, Roark Winner Pick: Chrissy

Oi bruvs, get in your picks for the Hollywood Handbook Survivor Fantasy League in the megathread before the premiere tonight for alllllll those sweet sweet Probst points

Here is your form to pick your team! Challenge Beast: Someone who will prove his or her challenge prowess. The Strategist: Player who will show the greatest strategic aptitude. The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: This is a female player who might be underrated or not so front-of-mind and can therefore strategically sneak and blindside her way to the top. The Cutthroat: A player who will set out aiming to lie, cheat and steal their way to the million dollar prize no matter what it costs. The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: A player who will play the less strategic "old school survivor" mindset or someone who will be unwavering in their loyalty to their alliance. Under The Radar: Someone entering Survivor aiming to play an undetectable game. Wildcard: A player who is completely unpredictable in the game Bench Player: A bonus player you like or think will earn you points. Final 3 Prediction: The 3 players who will make it to the final. Winner Pick: The player who will win this season.

This show is still going huh?

UNBELIEVABLE 1000TH POST!!! What an incredible achievemnt for a legend of comedy. I know all you limp dick nerds are happy that the show isn't actually cancelled even after it was made explicitly clear that it wasn't but now is the time to celebrate the milestone of something that really matters! What's your favorite memory of Joe McGurl posting in the forums? Is it the time he roasted Jeff Ulrich and then months later Jeff replied to the post because he was so thirsty to get some attention from me? Was it that time he kissed all of the babes while doing kickflips and flipping off the haters? Leave your favorite memory below and hit that thumbs up button. Don't forget to subscribe! New videos posted every Tuesday and Friday and consider donating to the patreon page to get subscriber only Sunday Q&A vids! We're celebrating 30 years of great Joe McGurl comedy all month, so don't miss a moment of it and use the hashtag #McGurl1KPost to have your tweets read out on our Facebook Wednesday livestream! Follow our instagram page for exclusive JMcG content posted every Monday and not found anywhere else! Check out our Twitch gaming channel where Joe plays Monopoly each Thursday and Saturday! A special thanks to our Patrons: Cumdaddy, PapaPrincessPizzaJohn8624, LilBabyUmami and BigSucker6969 for sponsoring this video.

Great first post!!

Yeah, Sean clearly joking for months and then saying it wasn't really ending in this ep and telling everyone to relax was definitely not enough to make believe that they're telling the truth. I will be killing myself now before I reach 1000 posts because what's the point of even living anymore without this show!

What's that from?

Great first post!!

Too scary haha remember?

Seeing all these weird sex and fuck, marry, kill questions again is a great reminder why the popcorn gallery stopped Anyway, question for the PFT: Please fuck, marry and kill me. It's not phrased as a question but my question is, do you have the fuckin BALLS to do it?

Question for Nick Kroll, Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus and Mary Holland. Paul F. Tompkins, this question is not for you so don't you fucking dare try to answer: Who is the biggest prankster on set and how much of the show is improvised? Can't wait for next season! this font looks like the friggen Simpson haha

That was me. It's been hell working around all of our schedules but me and the boys finally were able to nail something down. Glad I was able to appear on the final episode ever of Hollywood Handbook!

Great final episode. What a way for the boys to go out! Love seeing people at the top of their game exit on a high and do so graciously. I think we'll all miss this show but I'm glad we got such a fantastic ending! Retitle this episode "Mariano Rivera" because, folks, this is the greatest closer of all time!!

Lot of laughs to be had in this episode for sure but after the news of Chris Pratt and Anna Farris' split, I think it's only right to end the show now so that we may all properly mourn this great loss. If THEY can't make how am *I* ever supposed to believe that love is real!!

https://33.media.tum...1tbdelf_540.gif Alriiiight, you guys ready to get to Season 34 of Survivor?! Survivor is back this coming Wednesday 3/8 and that means it's time to start picking our fantasy teams! Last season was super fun here in our fantasy league and I'm SUPER pumped to get back into it again! Once again this year teams may be picked before OR after the premiere. The catch being that if you pick a team after the episode airs, any points a castaway accumulates during the premiere will NOT count towards your final total whereas choosing your team beforehand will earn you full points. -- It's a high risk/reward game that worked out fairly well for a few people who drafted after the first episode. JJPI stayed very competitive in the point totals all last season long and finished 5th BUT would have won the league had he drafted early. The choice is yours!!! The current champ is David aka RonnieHog and he's got his eyes on the prize for a repeat! So let's get to work and bounce this dude to the bottom! As always, I will keep the leaderboard updated on the google doc and here in the thread. Here is the link to the scoring sheet: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing And the spreadsheet where the scores are kept: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing And here is your form to pick your team! Challenge Beast: Someone who will prove his or her challenge prowess. The Strategist: Player who will show the greatest strategic aptitude. The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: This is a female player who might be underrated or not so front-of-mind and can therefore strategically sneak and blindside her way to the top. The Cutthroat: A player who will set out aiming to lie, cheat and steal their way to the million dollar prize no matter what it costs. The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: A player who will play the less strategic "old school survivor" mindset or someone who will be unwavering in their loyalty to their alliance. Under The Radar: Someone entering Survivor aiming to play an undetectable game. Wildcard: A player who is completely unpredictable in the game Bench Player: A bonus player you like or think will earn you points. Final 3 Prediction: The 3 players who will make it to the final. Winner Pick: The player who will win this season. PRE-PREMIERE PICK RESOURCES: If you're looking to choose your team pre-premiere here is a link to a video of Probst assessing the cast that you can get some impressions from and draw conclusions based off personalities. Full cast bio videos are also available on that channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrMIM-ET4LE And here is a page with interviews for every contestant and a Reddit link with a slew of pre game interviews and clips. https://parade.com/5...-game-changers/ https://www.reddit.c...4/pregame_links

Why aren't you in the Hollywood Handbook Survivor Fantasy League, DALTON

Sad to learn this is the last episode of Hollywood Handbook. I'll miss all the great bits that Sean and Hayes have done over the years. My favorite is "Heynong Man!" Please leave your favorite classic bits in the comment section below and don't forget to subscribe and hit that thumbs up button!

You sweet summer children, you don't even know what it was like when the boys took a week off after the Dan Klein episode and we were all left wondering if the last thing we'd ever hear from them was an episode with DAN KLEIN! This is friggen sumer vacation baby! Sean and Hayes are taking a Carribean Cruise soakin up the rays, taking in the sights of those crystal clear waters and heck, probably takin in some of the sights of those red hot babes!!