Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Ronn Moss (Hot Child in the City)
Written and Directed by:
Andy Sidaris (Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach, Guns, and so many more)
"Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!"
Cult Gold. So bad it's good.
Christmas in Connecticut (1992)
Dyan Cannon (That Darn Cat , Kangaroo Jack....ALSO was married to Cary Grant)
Kris Kristofferson (A Star Is Born, Payback)
Tony Curtis (Some Like It Hot)
Aileen Hamilton (Christmas in Connecticut 1945)
Lionel Houser (Christmas in Connecticut 1945)
Adele Comandini (Christmas in Connecticut 1945)
Janet Brownell (Eloise at the Plaza, 12 Dates of Christmas)
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (c'mon..)
"Elizabeth is the star of a successful cooking show and author of several cookbooks. But when her manager, Alexander sees forest ranger Jefferson, who lost his cabin in a fire, comment on TV about wishing he could get a home-cooked Christmas dinner, he arranges for a special live show on Christmas, for Elizabeth to cook him Christmas Dinner. Only Elizabeth can't cook, and trying to keep Jefferson and the viewing public from finding out on a live show may be a little difficult."
This is my mom and I's favorite christmas movie. There are so many good Schwarzenegger-esque one liners and kooky scenes.