Next (2007)

[Next (2007)]

I imagine there was some critic's review somewhere where the entire review for the movie was just the title of the film.

 

Most likely Leonard Maltin.

[Hobo with a Shotgun]

This movie is crazy and I loved every moment of it. It was like a modern day Troma film. Also if you want more craziness, check youtube for other shorts that the director has done like "Treevenge" and "The Number to Heaven" which was a short clip for Fantastic Fest.

[Next (2007)]

I suggested this movie a few months ago, and my opinion has not changed. PLEASE DO IT OH MY GOD.

 

He dodges BULLETS at point blank range at one point. Because that's how his powers work? Also, when he "sees the future", it happens in real time. What is his current self doing exactly? Just staring into space for a couple hours? Oh man. So good.

 

That's the deleted scene reel, just Nic Cage giving everyone a crazy rape face as he figures out what his next move will be.

[The Forum Forum]

 

Hey Ryan,

 

I looked into everything I could think of on my end and found nothing. Does facebook have a permissions page like twitter does? Where you can see all the apps and websites you've given permission to access your fb info? Maybe that might offer a solution...

 

good luck. keep me posted.

 

I checked I i still give permission to the forum. I deleted it then added it again giving it full permission but I still get this message

 

[#1090091] An error occurred while trying to authorize this Facebook connection.

[Episode 53 — Anaconda]

Anyone else think that Voight skipped the Tony Montana level of accent and went with an even bigger knockoff by using the Razor Ramon version of the Scarface accent?

[Night of the Living Dead: Re-Animation]

To be fair, Sid Haig did turn down the Marcellus Wallace role in Pulp Fiction.

[Shoot 'em Up (2007)]

To me this is like Crank 2 and Punisher War Zone where it's made to be just batshit insane. From it being a real life version of Bugs Bunny vs. Elmer Fudd to over 100 people being killed on screen, this movie is amazing. And I gotta give props to all of the unique ways they had Clive Owen kill people from using a chopped off hand to fire a gun and the Home Alone maze of death in the gun factory, this movie rocked.

[Lockout (2012)]

What I found really funny was that there were still hostages on the space jail when they did the sky dive escape plan, so in essence, Snow killed dozens of innocent people.

[Jason X (2001)]

God that horrible hologram room with the two virtual campers who show their ample tits and ask Jason if he wants premarital sex was just laughably bad, and this is from a series which featured a killer who drowned as a boy SWIMMING to Manhattan.

[Thrashin' (1986)]

#2 --- We still don't know how much that is, but I think we can agree that the Red Hot Chili Peppers WERE on enough drugs to kill at least one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Too soon?

 

That made my day.

[The Black Dahlia (2006)]

This movie sucked balls, from Hartnett and Eckhart calling their partnership "Fire and Ice" to the movie not really being about the Black Dahlia until the end when the killer nonchalantly says she did it before blowing her brains out and that when Eckhart died his head shattered like an egg. Also, let's not forget that this movie is based off a book by James Ellroy, the same guy who wrote L.A. Confidential, yet this movie looks nothing like that movie in both feel and quality.

[InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)]

Was "Underground Comedy Movie" the one that had the ad that ran during the Howard Stern Show on E! for years and years? I don't know of a person alive that's seen the thing.

 

Yeah, it was the one that had Offer dressed like the "Free Government Money" guy and hitting old women and a porn actor who went by the name Arnold Schwollenpecker. That Vince Offer, the new king of subversive comedy.

[The Forum Forum]

Is anyone else having a problem logging in with their Facebook account? I have been trying but I keep getting a message saying that it can't go through. Any help?