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  1. Topher

    Episode 284 - CheeseDrake Factory

    "Put your hams where my eyes can't see..." -Busta Rhymes
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    Episode 413 - Cranking It to Coldplay

    Tom is The Queen! Tom is The Queen!!
  3. Topher

    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    If comedy is objective, I'll take the word of people like PFT and Scott Aukerman just slightly more than yours, dude who comments on message boards.
  4. Topher

    Episode 275 - Webisode Camp

    Pretty sure that one of the Damn, Daniel kids was swatted by someone else, not the other way around.
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    EPISODE 245 — Bush-Shaped Bush

    This thread, predicted: "Armen Sucks" "Hey, don't listen if you don't want" "Oh what, just because I'm not kissing his ass I'm not allowed to speak to my mind???" "No one is stopping you dude" "Hey, you guys, Mike Davis' book 'City of Quartz' is really great, you should check it out." "God I hate Armen" "Armen, you're great"
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    EPISODE 242.5 — 7/24/15 TWO CHARTED 181

    Get your money back, then, guy-who-was-banned already.
  7. Pretty sure she used "bad trip" to mean "bad time," (which happens on all drugs, including booze n' weed), captain semantic.
  8. Topher

    EPISODE 232 — The Birthday Show!

    "Lady, you gotta be good with two things: I'm not touching your face. Tall Diet Coke."
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    EPISODE 231.5 — 5/08/15 TWO CHARTED 170

    http://splitsider.co...adgers-promise/ Couldn't find the movie version online, but here's the play version: https://vimeo.com/15690978 With Ellie Kemper They also wrote a movie (referenced in this episode of Tooch), that made the rounds last year...not sure if anyone picked it up tho.
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    EPISODE 231.5 — 5/08/15 TWO CHARTED 170

    I whined about his last appearance, but I agree totally.
  11. Topher

    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    EDIT: Never mind, I'm just beating a dead horse. June was great. Not a Weitzman fan, but i did like the episode where Besser tore him apart (and i wonder if Armen ever took him up on the offer).
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    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    Sick Burn.
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    EPISODE 231 — Slow Dance Party

    105 out of 100. Easily. It's probably not fair, but the "woe is me" persona is really irritating, especially coming from a super rich kid. Wish Kulap would find a funny co-host.
  14. Topher

    EPISODE 346 — That Is Wild

    Well, to be fair...how would you know? I mean derailing things usually make them not-hilarious (by definition).
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    EPISODE 345 — Shifting Bouncy

    Gorch lawsuit on line one.
  16. Stars were fine, I guess. I'm just not sure it's a winning recipe when the people not involved in comedy do most of the talking.
  17. Not sure why hearing this guy getting the assassination wrong is driving me insane but it is. March 30th. #CancelTony
  18. Topher

    Episode 216 — Indie Gu Gu

    Galleons of the Garlic Sea. #spacesucks
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    Episode 216 — Indie Gu Gu

    Haha, it is https://www.indiegog...jects/gu-cruise I can't believe how self-sabotaging Howard is. 1) he never says that it isn't really indiegugu and 2) all the text on the indiegogo page is still just the site's template Example: The Impact Feel free to explain more about your campaign and let people know how the difference their contribution will make: Explain why your project is valuable to the contributor and to the world. Point out your successful track record with projects like this (if you have one). Make it real for people and build trust." Too funny, Wie wie.
  20. The Edge was joking: http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/1.630753 Also, the Hasidim in New York have been fighting with local biking hipsters for the last few years.
  21. I like that Scott thinks that liking terrible music and "all the music everyone likes" means he has good musical taste. I love this show so much.
  22. Topher

    Episode 211 — Headshot Crime Detective

    Darren Ploppleton shout out in Kulap's thank yous! #BestShow2014
  23. Topher

    Episode 321 — Big Fat Voice

    Pretty sure I'm going to blame it on Cody.
  24. Mimi Rogers, Michael McKean, BUSEY. "How can they lock him out...when he's already inside?"