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  1. imhatch

    Episode 72 — Toys

    "hey isnt that whatshisname and whosemagguzi"
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    Mystery Science Theater 3000

    somehow ive heard of child bride but not in the mst3k context. i think it is one of those things i found out about while reading about leni riefenstahl on wikipedia, which led me to read about birth of a nation on wikipedia, which led to a link on "child bride" i had never heard about and im glad mst3k never even tried on that one because well it would have been like doing birth of a nation or a leni riefenstahl film
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    Mystery Science Theater 3000

    whew glad final sacrifice was already mentioned cool good work friends
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    Episode 71 — The Glimmer Man

    hello friends i really enjoyed jon lajoie in this ep welp bye guys
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    The World's End

    scott pilgrim tipped its winking and nudging hand when it cast michael cera who is king winker. i dont know what this meanms
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    The World's End

    i think i was slightly disappointed by this movie but only because shaun and hot fuzz are legit two of my all time favorites and amazing. so amazing that i feel bad to even feel slightly disappointed by this movie
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    Episode 70 — Gymkata: LIVE!

    what is happening itt
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    Episode 70 — Gymkata: LIVE!

    well you could always wait for bret easton ellis to come begging i guess
  9. i love this movie but it probably is too deliberate in what it does to make mocking it worth it
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    Episode 70 — Gymkata: LIVE!

    this movie making june realize she likes gymnastics is like the room making me realize i fuckin love football
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    misread this originally and thought this had actually happened. dang
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    hmm it is a movie from south korea getting a spike lee remake later this year so i could understand both sides of the spoiler argument. happy to give any other forum controversies my personal brand of objective commentary if anyone is interested
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    Which movies have you seen/own?

    i bought sucker punch the day it came out on blu ray if anyone wants to hang out and eat pizza rolls
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    june dice clay and miley cyrus have the same hair cut and both are great!!!
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    The Canyons

    i blame all the bad things i encounter on bret easton ellis and that blame is only rarely misplaced
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    u dad i learned it by watching u
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    well on one hand i can cede "by far the smartest person on espn" and not be giving up much but it probably isnt true esp after they just hired nate silver, BUT his problem (imo) isnt his analysis but the fact that he still insists he is just Everyman Boston Sports Dude while simultaneously hanging out at after-parties during all star weekend and regularly having guys like jalen rose over at his """"""Man-Cave"""""" also he is the type to shun something because it is popular even if it is good and be proud of that fact (any highly rated tv show) then once he watches it six years later immediately feel the need to tell everyone how great it actually is even tho they already know about it the problem isnt simmons has bad ideas or doesnt know basketball it is that he is insufferable and amazingly only a little bit of that is related to him being a red sox/celtics/pats fan
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    sorry guys dont mean to be a hater yall know me i try to keep a positive postin vibe. we are all friends here
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    grantland is good but that is because simmons and especially Chuck Fuckin Klosterman don't really have so explicit an involvement anymore
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    Episode 68.5 — Minisode 68.5

    matthew berry had his own episode on the league so he is probs friendly with paul and jason however bill simmons is The Literal Worst and we should stop talking about him before we summon him and he doesnt stop talking about the wire
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    chronicles of riddick is interesting because somehow the movie came well after the video game and animated version of the same name and also it was easily the most awful
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    Episode 67.5 — Minisode 67.5

    *turns cap that says TOP POSTER 180 degrees* ok im ready
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    oh cool great this will probably work about as well as Snakes On A Plane, Again and The Room: The Room 2 did