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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    crossover with abrams star trek takes place on the volcanic planet nibiru going to call it tribbleflow
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    Episode 67 — Sharknado

    surely the big aristotle has already used this name before
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    Executive Decision (1996)

    i legit enjoyed the heck out of this movie in a genuine way
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    this episode did seem especially bad with people wanting to be a part of the show
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    i think it is actually a pretty racist depiction of a native american
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    please do not impugn the movie that gave us steamin willie beamen, any given sunday ownssss
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    shout out to paul hope he gets out of his deep sea vessel before they record the next episode
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    Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!

    aw man havent listened yet but so dope that wyatt cenac is on this episode
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    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

    whoa what where do you even work
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    alternatively give the money to me hatch your old posting buddy
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    no one give them money pls
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    hey i watched this movie when it came out and got drunk on wine and smooched a cute girl ok well i dont remember anything about the movie hope this helps and god bless
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    by all accounts hbc is the only one who is actually bringing it in a positive way in this film
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    The Lone Ranger (2013)

    johnny depp literally wears a dead bird on his head based purely on a painting by a white artist who was basically like "yeah i think aesthetics is more important than like, facts, so this isnt representative of any tribe it is just cool" so this is a new movie that is actually deserving
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    Identity Thief

    also cher is pretty much like lebron in that their presence in an ensemble immediately makes them contenders in their respective fields
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    Episode 65 — Howard the Duck: LIVE!

    my boss saw that over my shoulder and high fived me and gave me a raise
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    Lost in Space (1998)

    idk man penny was fetch as hell
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    Episode 183 — The Wacky Office Guy

    def and unironically my favorite Poster
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    The Box (2009)

    tbh those involved with the movie seemed to find it difficult to imagine also
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    Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks

    nah man you're good, have a mike's hard limeade with me
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    Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks

    oh dear i think you missed his joke, dogg
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    Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks

    look son. here's what happens when a man and a woman love each other *smashes dolls together forcefully* now let me tell you about going to a movie theater where you are the only white person: don't
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    Episode 181 — Waiters & Chopsticks

    i dont want to speak for anyone but i bet everyone thinks it is A Coole Story because you framed it as being a big part of the larger white experience