Sark's Bruce Willis Impression

[Sark's Bruce Willis Impression]

Hey, B.P. & F—why have none of you twigged to the fact that Sark's Bruce Willis sounds like Snagglepuss after a debilitating stroke?

 

He sounds like fucking SNAGGLEPUSS!

[Lockout (2012)]

SHIT TON of rabbit holes and red-herrings in this one. A lot of buildup to no payoff, and some glaringly bad editing. You could tell that there was pressure to cut this thing for rating, and it suffered badly. Highly recommended.

[Death Race 2 (2010)]

Just finished watching Death Race 2. Holy shit this fucking movie. It is one long string of tits, fake blood, rape, unbelievably dumb dialogue, massive plot holes, confusing character motivations, horribly filmed action sequences, awful FX.. the works. This movie is fucking incredible! I can't wait to watch the sequel!

[Episode 5 — Analyze Fish]

I still say there should be a podcast where Harris is forced to listen to Scott's shitty, adult contempo cool-dad music.