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SolRaberGood

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  1. This is a TV Christmas movie DIRECTED BY ARNOLD SCHWARZZENEGGER. I SHIT YOU NOT. NUFF SAID.
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    House (1986)

    After his aunt dies in an apparent suicide, an army veteran/writer returns to his aunt's house to battle closet monsters, goblins, and even a zombie Bull from Nightcourt. This movie is definitely bonkers and it's proven in the fact that it is a horror comedy....HALF SET IN THE VIETNAM WAR. WHAT THE FUCK?! It so haphazardly ties together it isn't even fun. There is a scene when a total sexy bitch of a neighbour drops her kid off at his house and literally forces him to babysit. UH OH, BABYSITTING WHILE THE GOULS ARE ATTACKING HIM!? I smell hijinks! George Wendt is also another neighbour who keeps showing up, at one point even firing a harpoon at a closet monster. (Again what the fuck) This movie made me laugh, it made me cry, and it definitely made me ask, "How did this get made?".
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