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Toby Keith Sweat

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  1. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 39 β€” Sean O'Connor, Our Close Friend

    haven't quite finished up the eppy just yet. i was so dog gonned thrilled to hear my home-flyover-state of ohio being said, OUT LOUD mind you, by hayes that i had to go outside and get some air. then while i was out there i noticed that the wheat fields needed tending to so i got on that, and then i realized i hadnt fed the little chickies today, so i need to do that too and it just goes on and on and on here at the farm. its a real "zoo" over here! (not really) but i promise ill finish it up just the second that i finish giving the piggies their slop today
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    Episode 38 β€” Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

    & i will be commenting on both scripts just as soon as the clock hits 5 and im no longer on company time. (to do so any sooner would constitute time theft and i respect my employer too damned much to steal from him)
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    Episode 38 β€” Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

    [fades back into the Γ¦ther]
  4. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 38 β€” Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

    how does the hat stay on this dogs head
  5. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 38 β€” Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

    where the heck did that irish guy at the end come from??? was he in the podcasting chamber the entire time, just waiting to correct someone on how to pronounce the name gourley?? is he always in the podcasting chamber, just waiting to correct someone on how to pronounce the name gourley?? is he-- is he here? now? just waiting to correct someone on how to pronounce the name gourley??
  6. On the other hand, man, it must be nice to be Bozos right now. I cant imagine how it must feel to make 4 titans of comedy laugh (albeit not out loud.) Cherish this moment, buddy. You earned it.
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    Episode 36 β€” John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    this was very bad and not funny. just kidding. it was very good and especially funny.
  8. hate to say it, but maybe the scotts should stick to u2. chris christie was the 5th beatle i know he wasnt the biggest beatle (or was he? (hes very fat)) but he was still an integral part of the band
  9. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 36 β€” John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    so what DO they call frys in the UK??????
  10. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 36 β€” John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    You picked a bad week to sign up, muchacho. Hell week is this week, frosh! If anybody hands you anything you have to drink it. No matter what. If you don't, we all get to do some seriouslly screwed up stuff to you!!! ←~βˆ‹(qΨ▼ー▼)∈
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    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    no i dont care for that response at all
  12. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Oh hello Chanson So nice to see you again How was Antigua
  13. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    loving all these haikus you guys. its nice to know that some of us have a little culture and we all arent obsessed with sean/hayes sucking & fucking fanfiction
  14. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    also, whats yalls favorite chewing tobacco brand? i like skoal.
  15. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    greggy posted a hai-fucking-ku on this fucking message board and not one single person even thought to remark about how fucking beautiful and how fucking breathtaking it was and not only am i fucking furious, im fucking worried about the state of our fucking country if something so fucking perfect can just get over fucking looked like this its like that time when that concert violinist played in the ny subway and didnt make jack shit in regards to tips. you all should be fucking ashamed. fuck.
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    Episode 35 β€” Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    for a couple hundred bucks ill give you the official Toby Keith Sweat Seal of Approvalβ„’ and you'll be a made man until the day you die (sorry to bring up your mortality but its a fact that we're all going to die some day) you can send me the money on paypal at bigcountrymamahubbabubba69@gmail.com (we all keep our money in burlap sacks around here & the only person i know with a paypal account is my tech-savy aunt, w/e)
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    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    my name is rappin' toby and im here to say, that its fun to rap in a disrespectful way, your butt really stinks, it really, really stinks, you need to take your butt, and put it in two sinks (cause it's so big) tim treese, you could replace "toby" in the above verse with your rap name "tim treese" or "treese lightning" or "whoop whoop thats the sound of the po-treese." whatever it may be.
  18. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    please use your tyson money to donate $301 to the podcast "Hollywood Handbook" so as to make Tim Treese seem like a cheap piece of crap
  19. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    why did it post my post twice someone please get hayes' nephew on the case
  20. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    two great tastes together at once. im like the freakin reeses peanut butter cup of people who post on internet message boards about podcasts, here! and thank you, bozos. its just-- its just nice that someone notices, you know??
  21. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    two great tastes together at once. im like the freakin reeses peanut butter cup of people who post on internet message boards about podcasts, here! and thank you, bozos. its just-- its just nice that someone notices, you know??
  22. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 34 β€” David Wain, Our Close Friend

    this was a very good episode of the podcast "Hollywood Handbook." if you're on the fence about listening to this weeks episode of the podcast "Hollywood Handbook," i would definitely suggest doing so. it made me laugh. thank you all
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    Episode 33 β€” Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Mr Wain, You wrote and directed The Ten, a movie about the ten commandments. Which of the commandments is your favorite? And if you'll permit me a followup question, which is your least favorite? Thank you for your time.
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    Episode 33 β€” Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Mr. Wain, Whats wearing glasses like? I have pretty good vision so I've never had to. Thank you for your time.
  25. Toby Keith Sweat

    Episode 33 β€” Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    who the fuck has time to watch reality tv any more? im too busy getting jerked off in the louvre by any number of high school teachers while their powerful husbands greenlight my next blockbuster smash to worry about if CJ is or is not gonna punch a guys face (he is)
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