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Schnickpot last won the day on February 8 2015

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  1. Old Man River, Young Woman Sea, Middle-aged Side-by-side Estuary, Coffee, Milk, Tea.
  2. Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.
  3. All letters are bookmarks, really.
  4. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
  5. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
  6. “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus
  7. Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.
  8. And that was the last time anyone heard about little Morley’s invisible bank vault again.
  9. Cancel all my elevator rides, yours truly is on ladder leave!
  10. Most things are featherless.
  11. Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday!
  12. If you have built bouncy castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
  13. To be Frank, Sinatra simply had to keep paying the mob to protect him from name-robbers.
  14. This catchphrase was translated from the Portuguese.
  15. You know what’s cooler than a millipede? A billipede.