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Schnickpot

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  1. Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
  2. Babe in the country, pig in the city.
  3. Babe in the country, pig in the city.
  4. Worst-case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
  5. Jokesters gonna jokest.
  6. Worst case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
  7. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!
  8. One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!
  9. Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?
  10. My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
  11. The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.
  12. I'm a piece of bread.
  13. I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.
  14. When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.
  15. Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.
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