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    “A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus

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    A Chinese finger trap can't work if you don't have any fingers. Who's trapped now?!

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    A sandwich without bread is like a face without a head.

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    A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

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    A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

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    All letters are bookmarks, really.

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    All letters are bookmarks, really.

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    Allow me to antroduce my mother’s sister, Queen Vanillion, and her million children.

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    Amen Plugs

    By Schnickpot, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    And so we vegetable again, Mister Disconnect.

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    And that was the last time anyone heard about little Morley’s invisible bank vault again.

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    And they were known forever after as “Flapping Jack and Miss Maple.”

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    Babe in the country, pig in the city.

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    Babe in the country, pig in the city.

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    Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

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    Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

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    Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

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    Be sure to rinse your fingers with Prince Finger's Finger Rinse to prevent lingering fingerprints from beleaguering the late singer Prince.

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    Beeches and birches are covered with bark, and beaches and deserts are covered with sand, but my hand is just covered with leaches. Boy, do they suck!

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    Beep? Boop? What are you, some sort of misspoken rowboat??

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    Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.

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    Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!

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    Boulders, lobsters, pebbles, crawfish, sand, crabs, clay, Leonardo da Pinchy.

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    Bread is nature's paper.

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