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Well done, you vomity chain gang. Crime's not soccer, Fran!
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Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with loss of Eden
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Take from the dresser of deal, lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet on which she embroidered fantails once and spread it so as to cover her face.
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Your brow is your forehead, but your eyebrows are mustaches above each of your eyes.
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The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.
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Take off that coat or you won't get wet when you come in from the house to play rain tennis on the sunken lake.
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They call it paper but I've never seen it issue a papal decree.
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Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
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Hey, could you please downward purge the black tartareous cold infernal dregs adverse to life? Thanks!
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When you think about it, bread's really just a bunch of crumbs stuck together.
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A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.
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There's nothing wrong with messing everything up out of sheer incompetence and then lying about it!
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Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.
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If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich.
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Sometimes I forget that Schindler's List and The Emoji Movie are two separate movies.
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Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; along the field I will the Trojan trail.
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When you walk through a door it's like the door is a mouth that is eating you.
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