Schnickpot
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This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."
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Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.
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There's something strange about your recent acquisition of all those gold bars. I think it's that they're shaped like famous apes from before earth was created.
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No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.
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Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!
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Who's a good little goddy? You are!! God, sit. SIT, god! SIT. Good god.
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Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.
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No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.
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Even if there are simpler ways to chew on bread, nothing beats the classic method: teeth!
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Sell me a slipperier sailor suit, Susan, something I can simply slide off soon as I'm sick of sitting on the skiff and suddenly want to swim in the se
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In the beginning was the Worm, and the Worm was with Bob, and the Worm was Bob.
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Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
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Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.
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I swat her, you swat her, we all swat her for ice water!
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Her scream flowed freely, then its stream slowed nearly to a trickle, then it flickered back to icy silence, dotted by some coughing islands.
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If you're trying to choose a new head, why not loosen the thistle-bred wheelbarrow listener instead?
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Start spreading that sunscreen, because summer's less than nine months away, idiot.
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Tell off the slothful hat-doffers as often as possibly lawful in this loathsome carnival raffle of awful options.
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There's nothing in the rules that says a batter can't catch the baseball and raise it as his own.
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Please leave early beliefs whirling beneath priestly robes feasting on loads of lowly pearly moisture hoisted over skiey roads in finely-woven codes.
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They call it paper but I've never seen it issue a papal decree.
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