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Posts posted by Schnickpot
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Babe in the country, pig in the city.
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Babe in the country, pig in the city.
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Worst-case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
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Jokesters gonna jokest.
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Worst case scenario someone has to sit on someone else's lap.
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Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!
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One great way to cut out the middle man is by baking your bread just a little longer so you get a loaf of toast!
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Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?
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My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.
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The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.
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I'm a piece of bread.
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I hate the dawn when it peeks nosily over the unseen horizon, but soon, light hugs the sky blue and I assume it as a comfort.
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When making robot soup, remember beeps and boops beat beets and boots.
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Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.
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If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich!
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Don’t test me, Teach, I had a beach investment in my Western Omelet Speech elective yesterday.
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Bootlicker? I hardly boot know her!
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A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.
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Old Man River, Young Woman Sea, Middle-aged Side-by-side Estuary, Coffee, Milk, Tea.
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Stop reporting the whether, and start reporting the if.
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All letters are bookmarks, really.
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Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
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Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
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“A walk’s as good as a hit.” -Albert Camus
Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!
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Sylvia Plath, I was taking a bath!