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Posted January 10, 2015
The hills are alive.
They said: "That's an old bacon." I felt ashamed.
Posted January 8, 2015
Your brow is your forehead, but your eyebrows are mustaches above each of your eyes.
Posted January 6, 2015
Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with loss of Eden, till one greater man restore us, and regain the blissful seat, sing heavenly muse, that on the secret top of Oreb, or of Sinai, didst inspire that shepherd, who first taught the chosen seed, in the beginning how the heavens and earth rose out of chaos: or if Sion Hill delight thee more, and Siloa's brook that flowed fast by the oracle of God; I thence invoke thy aid to my adventurous song, that with no middle flight intends to soar above the Aonian mount, while it pursues things unattempted yet in prose or rhyme.
Posted January 5, 2015
Well done, you vomity chain gang. Crime's not soccer, Fran!
Posted January 4, 2015
Does this butt look my dress make big?
in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Posted February 5, 2013
Gets really uncomfortable around the halfway point: