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Posts posted by Schnickpot
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Cheese isn't just solid milk. Look closer, friend.
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The glory of Him who moves all penetrates the universe, shining in one part more and less in another.
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Sometimes I forget that Schindler's List and The Emoji Movie are two separate movies.
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Despite what some may have told you, this is not a "clean chicken" kind of garage. Get out of here, Feraldo!
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Beeches and birches are covered with bark, and beaches and deserts are covered with sand, but my hand is just covered with leaches. Boy, do they suck!
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Water is ice tea.
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I'd be blue too if God was always walking on me.
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Last night I dreamed I was king of a hundred anthills, each of which was filled with musical notes. An earthquake hit, and melodies erupted like lava.
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Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food gets warm!
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Outside of a dog, there's some fur, two floppy ears, a wet nose, several paws, etc.
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If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?
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Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.
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I've grown horns overnight—two dollars to hang something from them, five dollars to honk one!
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Sunny in June, buy one balloon. Sunny in July, the balloon turns out to be a cyclops' eye: pop it and escape!
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Cheesy puffs are one thing, but puffy cheese? That's where we get into the really interesting textural dynamics.
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There's always that one guy who doesn't like it when you say "Thore she blores!!"
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This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."
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Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!
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Can't we all just agree that it makes no sense to dump your trash out in the garage and then drag the empty can to the curb?
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If it's not too much of a hassle, could you spend 86,000 hours working in exchange for pieces of paper that you trade for food?
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I want to slap you face to face.
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into broken things
humour is miraculous
in breathing strange life
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The next time you have to do the weather report, just lie and say it'll be hot!
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Inside every haystack is a smaller haystack. Unless it's already such a small haystack that anything smaller wouldn't be a haystack.
The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.
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The little boat of my genius now hoists its sail to run over better waters, leaving behind a sea so cruel.