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    Episode 508 - Beach Cheese

    "Well for me there's been, y'know, molestation -- I mean, both ways!" "What do you mean 'both ways'?" Good God I love this podcast so fucking much.
  2. Two weeks ago I had no idea who Zach Reino was, and now, between this and last week's CBB, I more or less insist that he gay-marries me.
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    23 - The Joshua Tree Anniversary Tour

    Whomever decided that the music cue for NTShabs should be Shabba Ranks deserves an immediate promotion.
  4. Don't yet know the musical guest, but this is an obscene line-up of improvisers and I only hope Dalton doesn't somehow fuck things up.
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    Episode 429 - Almost Mandatory

    The notion of a lady confiding to a close friend that she'd recently had her pussy fucked AWAY -- couldn't deal with it. Giggled like a cartoon teapot.
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    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    Alright, you win.
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    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    "Do you think Jimi Hendrix used a left-handed lawnmower?" really didn't get the reaction it deserved.
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    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    Is Mantzoukas watching on, grimacing and shaking his head?
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    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    *canonical CBB catchphrase*
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    Episode 50 - Santa Fe Art Gallery

    Can't listen to this yet, but please tell me that Matty B takes part in the improvisation?
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    Episode 399 - Trump vs. Bernie

    You don't understand. Nobody does.
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    Episode 399 - Trump vs. Bernie

    Thought Gilbert Gottfried was tedious in his sheer inanity. I presume that's the point of him, though, and that I just don't "get it". Anthony and James were fantastic, as I knew they would be, but the cumulative experience with Gottfried in the room was like listening to your favourite band through broken earphones. Felt like a wasted opportunity, maybe just because I know Adomian won't be back for a long time. So it goes.
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    EPISODE 392 - The Holiday Womptacular

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    EPISODE 391 - 2015 Holiday Spectacular

    Spontaneanation with Lauren Lapkus, Womp It Up with Jon Daly, and the CBB Holiday Spectacular!??! This Monday is bonkers.
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    EPISODE 217 — A i4h Christmas Carol

  16. Holland, Sanz, and Gemberling?! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaysus. Will be giggling myself to sleep tonight.
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    EPISODE 386 — Titbit for Tatbit

    Whenever Scott does bits like, "[The scene] has props, you have to give it that", or, "...that's a given, and that's exactly what I said when I watched that episode of Justified: That's a Givens", I immediately wish that Mantzoukas was in the room.
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    EPISODE 205 — Flaming Mop and Tuxedo

    By the way, this episode had no right to be as good as it was. I knew as much about Besser, but Chad Carter is some kind of improvisation savant.
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    EPISODE 205 — Flaming Mop and Tuxedo

    Fuck. That Garfield scene was like an Arthur Miller play directed by Tim & Eric.
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    EPISODE 361 — Waiting for Infinnerty

    Can't believe more people aren't completely losing their shit over this episode. Wasn't a fan of the musical guest (just not my thing), but Gabrus and Gemberling were extraordinarily wonderful. You could tell Scott was having a great time too. In the top three of the year for me. C+
  21. If there's any greater sentence in the English language than "Paul is then joined by...Matt Gourley", I really don't know what it is.
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    EPISODE 3 - Neil Casey - Spotlight On: Mr. Jordache

    This was so good.
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    Who do you Want to Host?

    Lennon Parham, to the power of one billion-billion-billion-and-two.
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    Episode 215 — Rhythms of Society

    Mmmmmmmmmm...Andy Daly.
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    Episode 29 — Coptalk

    Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.