Colt
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge an hourly rate for lessons.
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We all know Dr. Dre's a great rapper, but how good is he at open-heart surgery?
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I hate to be a party pooper, but uncontrollable bowel syndrome is no joke.
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They say ignorance is bliss, but I don't know what either of those words mean.
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A co-worker recently said to me: "Surely, you must be excited be for the weekend." I said "I am. And thanks for referring to me by my real name...
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It may be hypocritical of me to say, but I think hippos are really ugly.
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If I were to win the lottery, the first thing I'd do is quit fantasizing about hypothetical situations.
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For those of you disappointed about missing the Pawn Stars marathon last weekend, just remember that the History Channel always repeats itself.
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Is it just me, or is our social security number 473-892-063-181?
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No shirts? No shoes? This is the worst clothing store I've ever shopped at!
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If my refrigerator ever stops running, I'll have no faith in excercise.
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Now that summer is behind us, I’ll finally be able to tan the back of my arms.
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With the high prices of gas, I think we'd be better off drinking water.
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I have a dream every night, but nobody acknowledges my part in the civil rights movement.
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I'd say liking geometry makes you a square, but I don't want to come off as a rudimentary angle.
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Life is not a game, unless we're talking about the board game Life.
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If I die tomorrow, remember that I could predict the future.
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Follow your Heart, because you never know how many tours your favorite band will do.
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Regardless of what others might think, I don't believe Armie Hammer is a tool.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again.
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After thinking it over, tomorrow actually sounds like a better day to die hard.
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I have come to night school to learn two things, and that is to count.
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