Ofcoursemyhorse
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Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to arisonford's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
My brain somehow managed to merge this movie with Hope Floats, I thought it was Harry Connick Jr as Josh Lucas's character in this one. -
The best thing about that documentary is that he equated drunk assholes yelling at stand-ups to critics listing legitimate grievances about his shitty movies. He even frames Uwe Boll as some kind hero for challenging random internet critics to a fight.
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3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to GregJ's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
It would be fascinating to find out if June felt Jim Varney was also oozing sexuality in this role as well. -
YAYYYYY. David Caruso has earned whatever is about to come his way.
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A Time to Kill (1996)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to GiveMeYourBaby's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Not only are there people who wouldn't have empathy until McConaughey pointed it out, there are people who would continue to not have empathy even after he pointed it out. One of many reasons this would be a thoroughly depressing choice for them to cover this movie on this podcast, despite its mixed reviews. -
They also seemed to pretty blatantly copy the set design of the debate chamber off of the similar room in The Neverending Story.
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Leon: The Professional (1994)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to SweetAlpacaLove's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Oldman's performance is so wildly over the top I could easily be convinced that Nicolas Cage watched this movie before he did Bad Lieutenant for inspiration. -
I will say I love the fact that they made Marlon Wayans the damsel in distress in the end when it would have been much more cliche to have it had been Stacey Dash.
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Leon: The Professional (1994)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to SweetAlpacaLove's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I agree that this movie is insanity start to finish. It's definitely a classic that hasn't stood the test of time well. I also think that unfortunately this movie suffers from the same problem as My Father, The Hero, in that the way these movies exploited both Natalie Portman and Katherine Heigl as child actresses is incredibly depressing and would make for a bummer of a podcast. -
Thomas Jane was blowing up for a bit earlier in his career. It's hilarious that being a diva on the set of The Punisher is how he decided to shit tank his career. He was great on The Expanse though. Cusack clearly suffers from Jaime Kennedy syndrome where anyone who criticizes the garbage their in, they just discount it to haters "not understanding their art".
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I'm actually shocked they picked this one, it's such a weird, obscure movie. The puppet they used for this almost looks like they repurposed a gelfling puppet from Dark Crystal.
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Saving Christmas (2014)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Quasar Sniffer's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
They need to do this just so they can rant about how much of a garbage person Kirk Cameron is. -
Ricochet, Raising Cain, Buckaroo, Harry and The Hendersons, Cliffhanger would all be amazing episodes.
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Bar none one of favorite movies of all time. Another Lithgow movie, and this is easily one of his better villain roles. I really dont know how to describe it, but at a certain point in the movie John Lithgow forcibly gives Denzel Washington an STD, if that isnt reason enough to see a movie I dont know what is.
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Cant believe i'm the first one to suggest this. This trailer alone almost deserves its own episode.
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I'd completely forgotten about Stallone's cast gun. Those silenced shots are hilarious though, they sound like shots from an airsoft rifle. I also love that Banderas has what appears to be the tiniest sniper rifle ever made.
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They have to do this movie at some point. It's easily one of my favorite Banderas roles, and it also has some delightfully terrible attempts at portraying hacking.
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No, not the one with Elsa and Co. This one is about 3 unlikable characters getting trapped in a chair lift over a long weekend with hilarious results. There is so much unintentional comedy in this movie it's hard to know where to start. Between this and The Ruins, it appears that Shawn Ashmore is trying to make horror movies with only one location his niche.
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It's pretty amazing to me that Nick Nolte had more onscreen sexual chemistry with Martin Short in Three Fugitives than he ever did with Julia Roberts in this.
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Yea its pretty inconceivable that the director didnt at some point tell him to just "be himself" in his performance. It seems pretty spot on, also his character almost seems as if its the same character as his Home Improvement role. I remember being deeply confused as to how she was supposed to be related to the original Carrie. I know they explained it at some point, but I cant for the life of me remember the circumstances around it.
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to NeilMiddleton's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Watched Queen of the Damned recently and it made me think about this movie and Stuart Townsend in particular. It's pretty hilarious how obvious that they hired him and basically just told him to do a repeat of his performance as Lestat for his Dorian Grey role. He's so absurdly over the top, he's easily one of the more entertaining characters in the movie. He almost matches Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing levels of camp in this movie. -
I would argue that Down Periscope and Mchales Navy are equally watchable as this. Maybe even less so, i'd rather watch a movie with Bill Pullman as lead over Kelsey Grammar and Tom Arnold.
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Dr. Otto and Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1986)
Ofcoursemyhorse posted a topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Very strange. I thought I knew all the Ernest movies but apparently not. Extremely low budget and much darker in tone than subsequent Varney/Cherry films. Saw this on Amazon streaming and watched for a few minutes and couldn't have been more confused about everything I was watching. -
Have to bump this, I think it'd be fun for them to do an anthology horror movie for Halloween. This one seems like an obvious pick just because it'd be great if they could get Doug Benson to be the guest on the episode and talk about his experiences on the movie. I know I said the one with Donkeylips was my favorite but I have to retract that and go with the first one. Its just so completely ridiculous and over the top, the fact that the bulk majority takes place in a bathroom makes it even better.
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Ofcoursemyhorse replied to Blast Hardcheese's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Recently re-watched the SNL with Billie Eilish as the musical guest, I love her music but good lord it's amazing how much better the rotating room was executed in this movie than when she did it on SNL. Unless i'm mistaken they had to strap the girl who entered mid-dance to the wall and do her hair with enough hairspray where it would stay put even when she was rotated upside down.
