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This matches the original Magnum P.I. opening almost shot for shot.

Chevy Chase was SO BAD as a Late Night host. What the hell happened?

You've probably seen this, Jake, but I can't get enough of it. Bill Murray kvetching.

This song just sounds like mountains of cocaine to me, and the dancing dude was making cocaine angels in it right before this song started. http://youtu.be/E49hO1fZBRw

Jerry Lewis in Paris, 1971. I like how he does the whole "I am talking slowly and loudly so you all can understand me" thing.

You're probably familiar with Kurt Vonnegut's novel "Slapstick". You might also be familiar with the film adaptation, "Slapstick (Of Another Kind)" starring Jerry Lewis, Madeline Kahn, Jim Backus, Pat Morita...and many other notables. It may be one of the worst movies ever made. Apparently, the first-time director was the son of someone that knew all of these stars and more or less pressured them into making the movie. Vonnegut even sued, I think, to have his name removed from the project. If you haven't seen it, maybe do so, but be drunk, or something.

Outtakes from Jerry Lewis's "The Ladies Man". He is "directing" Metropolitan Opera Soprano, Helen Traubel. This is just bizarre.

I used to have this 45. My grandfather's name was Irving, so someone had given it to him and he gave it to me. I used to lip sync it and had a whole production. The best part is I am not Jewish, so I had to ask my Jewish friends what this stuff meant. The B-side was "When You're In Love, the Whole World Is Jewish" by Phil Leeds. Good stuff. "The Ballad of Irving" by Frank Gallop: "When You're In Love, the Whole World Is Jewish" by Phil Leeds:

Charlie Rose, by Samuel Beckett.

Where to begin with this one? The kid obviously doesn't believe what his father is making him read.

I saw "The Villain" in the theater. The cast is off-the-chain-good and this TV Trailer...dude...Uncle Paul Lynde does the VO. PAUL F*CKING LYNDE. Full movie: http://youtu.be/9SnR6SMhENg

I loved loved loved Condorman!

Lohengrin's Wedding March sung by rats (This was at Bayreuth, Wagner's personal theater)

So many things here, but...TRIM YOUR STRINGS, ANONAMOS

STOP ME

No snark, here. This is just AWESOME. I found this because I did some gigs in Japan and they used these Yamaha Electones instead of a piano. I was researching them and their capabilities and found THIS. She is my hero. Every sound you hear is her. It's like a modern day Wurlitzer. And the boa...I love this. http://www.youtube.com/embed/9pS5xzOWbwo

Finger licking good?! WTF?! Mr. Show do a really funny send-up of this guy. Pretty sure he's the worst person in the world.

I will leave you tonight with THIS:

This is golden. It's like 40 year-olds thinking, "What would a Beatnik say?" And Jackie Coogan (Uncle Fester and "The Kid") is the pianist. Mike Meyers totally ripped this off in "So I Married An Axe Murderer". Tomorrow is Dragsville, cats, a REAL drag!

Mike Rowe singing Karaoke on QVC. FYI: He's a trained Operatic Baritone. And a very uncomfortable stalker calls him.

Some classic news bloopers. When I studied journalism back in the ancient early '90's, they used to show us tapes like this. There are some true classics that I have yet to find online that I continue to hunt for, some real doozies.

This is one of my all-time favorites. Imagine Verdi's powerhouse opera "Il Trovatore", but it takes place on Arrakis, it's produced by Persian Variety Show producers and it's poorly lip synced. No need to imagine... http://youtu.be/LJ1TtdmDXA0 Make no mistake, Franco Bonisolli is a genuine badass, and one of the go-to tenors for the very demanding role of Manrico. But, dude, the Herb Tarlik coiffure and chest hair are so very much of a time.

This, right here, is SOMETHIN', boy. The BURN.

This...just...

Sweeney Floyd, the Demon Barber of Mayberry