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If Sergio wanted to be really messed up, he would've invited Tiger over or raw antelope.

Everyday I'm Tumblin': http://t.co/Pi3zKzahVX

Marco. Scutaro. #sfgiants

.@RealGabbyHayes Gazz music

Can't believe this didn't last... http://t.co/13GIbeYIDV

WHOA RT @Pontifex: 2 Great 2 Gatsby lol #funnymoviejokes

Just heard a female National news "person" say the phrase "This catastrophe is even bringing MEN to tears!" What the hell is WRONG with you?

So sweet. "Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Side by Side" http://t.co/rlVZc7indH

Historical Perspective. snake_dad https://t.co/3JOKLnqEL9

Listening to Paperboy and watching my wife jiggle. It's really nice. http://t.co/nb7E6VXolk

Remember: Don't forget to teach your daughters that the worst thing they can do is exhibit the reasonable signs of aging. #advertising

My voice teacher lives on a street that traces the course of a horse racetrack from the turn of the last century. Cool.

This week's Mad Men : Mad Men :: Floating Limbs MASH episode : MASH

MRAZZHANDS, EVERYBODY!

Just blowin' my nose in my dressing room with no tissue. #classact

I tried to be funny & I was just mean & gross & compounded my stupidity with a careless mistake. Yuck. I'm sorry.

You lingerAs I wade into thisSmelling of smells Blah blah blahIs this your new tattoo?! #illhueminati

Ye Faste Thou Furious “@theretronaut: New capsule -c. 1896: Ransom E. Olds in the Olds “Pirate” racing car, Floridahttp://t.co/ycWSEom9j2”

If you correct my grammar, I will put you in an Oxford Coma.

Bubble Gum Ice Cream is insane & was birthed from a circus clown's delirium tremens hallucinations.

Selfie-Immolationie

.@YourTextSpoken might be my favorite thing about this Microblogging website twitter dot com @mattytalks

"This yogurt is TOO sour." -- Woman at Trader Joe's sample bar after free sample # 4.

Friendly reminder: https://t.co/QqAAxwVfXe

.@karentozzi “There is no such thing as a hopeless #nutsack. Every single circumstance of your #nutsack can change!" #TheSecretNutsack