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This literally is the best podcast, I'd listen to it everyday. Though I really don't care for the phone calls, just cause it takes away from Hayes and Sean. Except for Han Luke Picard, he's awesome
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Please, call me Captain Han Luke Picard. I want to publicly apologize to @MelGotServed. While she did indeed get served by a standing Starfleet Captain, it may have been against Starfleet Regulations to serve with such vicious intent. Next time these phasers will be set for stun.
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Live long and Prosper (even Mel's Parents) Everyone
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Captain, I can assure you I did not rearrange anything of the sort. You may have stumbled into an alternate universe, or someone could have divided by zero right at the moment you called in.
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Please, call me Captain Han Luke Picard, as you are an engineer and engineers rank below Captains on Starfleet vessels. Though you are an engineer, so I shall take your science advice into consideration as all good Captains must. I will get to the bottom of this temporal displacement! To the Q-zone!
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Captains log, March 12, 2013, Delta Quadrant
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Captain Han Luke here to break down a continuity error in the latest Starfleet Command Podcast! If you notice my call is at the end of the podcast, but when originally recorded, it was at the beginning! I assume due to some bad editing on Brett's end. Fear not, for next time I shall call in at the end of the recording, thus tricking Brett into placing my call at the beginning of the podcast!
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Until next we meet,
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Live Long and Prosper
Captain Han Luke Picard (son of Captain Jean Luc Picard)
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Did Sean and Hayes ever apologize to Lionel?
in the reality SHOW show
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Greetings UniversalLove,
Please call me Captain Han Luke Picard! I appreciate you sticking up for a Starfleet Captain and I just want to remind everyone that despite various PR issues, I am still a Captain and am in good standing with Starfleet to this day. I did not have to undergo any sensitivity training run by green humanoids with distinctive facial features over the course of a grueling week, nor was my ship taken away and nor were my phasers replaced with identical versions that make the sound but do not actually phase anyone. I would never impugn the honor of Reality Show Show hosts Sean & Hayes by blaming them for the clearly egregious overreaction to a standard Starfleet joke. Â
Everything is just fine here in the Delta Quadrant! Â
I hope all my fellow RSSers are living large and in charge back on Earth!
Live Long and Prosper,
Captain Han Luke Picard (Son of Jean Luc Picard)