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  1. GiantRobotSexMonster

    Ax 'Em (1992)

    ..an extremely low-budget slasher movie called Axe'Em. It was made in 1992 by the son of the head of the NAACP, and it is atrocious. It may be too low budget and too obscure for the podcast, but if you are looking for one of the absolute worst movies ever to be distributed, you can't go wrong with Ax'Em. A bit of trivia: Despite the name of the movie, no one actually kills anyone with an axe.
  2. GiantRobotSexMonster

    All of Earwolfs feeds seem to be dead?

    This is happening again.
  3. GiantRobotSexMonster

    Episode 283 - Brick of Coffee: LIVE from SXSW

    Is the feed for this episode down? I was 34 minutes in and it just stopped. Now I can't get it to play on my doubleTwist app or the howl app.
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    Episode 465 - Harsh Joe Pinions

    Based on this message board I am clearly in the minority, but I thought Joe Pinions was terrible. For me, that's the worst character that has ever been on Comedy Bang Bang. It was like listening to your unfunny friend trying to do Paul Rust's new no-no's and failing. Maybe I was just in the wrong mood for him, but I strongly dislike that character.
  5. These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness And in the taste confounds the appetite: Therefore love moderately; long love doth so; Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow. Byyyyyy Mennen!
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Does Paul actually think that foxes are cats?
  7. The new 1986 Buick Riviera features an impressive 142 hp V6 engine, 4-wheel disc brakes, an advanced electronic display, and my parents haven't spoken to each other in years.
  8. GiantRobotSexMonster

    How is THIS not a thing yet?

    This. Yeah. Suck it.
  9. See ya lter, Alligator. So long, Dugong.
  10. I'd probably take it. Sounds like a great deal.
  11. without the tangy zip of bread, meat, vegetables, and condiments. Maybe some cheese? Do you guys do bacon
  12. I'm watching wrestling and drinking Hi-C fruit punch in my underwear, but you don't hear me bragging about it.
  13. GiantRobotSexMonster

    Episode 150.5 — Sklarbro County 55

    I'm from Norristown, PA, the town where the naked lady was pulling grass. 1 - Nowhere near Hershey, 10 miles outside of Philadelphia. 2 - "Wet" is a major issue here, and this story is par for the course. 3 - The US Open is happening right down the street from Norristown, creating a nice, temporary mix of rich, entitled douches and poor, uneducated dum-dums.