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THEPokerWife

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  1. We have come to a time in history.....when there is an alarming amount of Grandma Debbie's out there.

  2. Well hello Saturday morning.......You are much uglier than I remember.

  3. If it wasn't for Game of Thrones starting on Sunday night.... I would probably be suicidal over The Walking Dead season finally.

  4. I have been watching American Idol for like 10 minutes and have not even caught a glimpse of Nicki Minajs ass ..... I call bullshit!

  5. Watching #TheWalkingDead marathon ...Like watching a crazy long "In Memoriam" of a bunch of dead friends ...R.I.P. Dale, Shane, T-Dog, Lori

  6. So Lori was definitely fucking Shane PRE walkers.........right?#NerdSoaps

  7. I'm only drinking the coffee to pretend I'm not drinking the whiskey

  8. Thanks DATELINE........ For the step by step instructions on how to become an identity thief.

  9. Putting any thought into picking a March Madness bracket is about as pointless as filling out a Keno card.

  10. Why don't zombies drive?

  11. March Madness a.k.a. Girlfriend Sadness...... That was lame.... And I apologize.

  12. My martini was served my favorite way....... To full for olives. http://t.co/Ro8NVU4YJX

  13. I feel like I'm the only fat ass, who will eat french fries 10 minutes after a line.

  14. You know those people that say......"I just love ALL music".....I hate those people.

  15. I love humans.....Sorry that's not accurate....I love hummus.......... Humans are just o.k.

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    #FF @kimmycupcakes1 ....cause she just gave me a trophy and now I want to make out with her.

  17. I'm confused..... Are ninjas NOT magic?.... I thought ninjas were magic.

  18. Dave & Busters sounds like a gay bar....I'm not sure it's not.

  19. Matthew Lillard has mastered the "I'm so crazy, I can't stop smiling" School of acting.

  20. Pinterest: when having a dream board isn't embarrassing enough.... Show everyone.

  21. NBA: Damn Gina ...... Has been making me giggle for days..... I love you @peteholmez

  22. Nothing like a creepy whistle to say..... "What ever I say....DON'T COME OUT!" #TheWalkingDead #OuttaThere

  23. Nothing like a creepy whistle to say..... "What ever I say....DON'T COME OUT!" #TheWalkingDead #OuttaThere

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