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March Madness a.k.a. Girlfriend Sadness...... That was lame.... And I apologize.

You know those people that say......"I just love ALL music".....I hate those people.

Celebrity sneeze face #02 After Lately http://t.co/FYCQTbFJ5T

I love Project Runway.... But they aren't doing great for the "crying gay man" stereotype

I hate to say this twitter ...... But there is someone else............ Vine is a sexy, funny ass, son of a bitch!!!

I'm smoking my breakfast... And thanks to @PoliticallyILL1 .... I'm doing it out of a nice shiny trophy http://t.co/1JbjlPp611. THANKS!

#TriggerSong Any song by Bare Naked Ladies but especially If I Had A Million Dollars ... It epitomizes "Frat Rock" @ChristinaP @tomsegura

Roast chicken y'all!!!! http://t.co/nacZQXd70U

My martini was served my favorite way....... To full for olives. http://t.co/Ro8NVU4YJX

Adorably pudgy version of @nerdist is EASILY the best part of Terminator 3

I'm confused..... Are ninjas NOT magic?.... I thought ninjas were magic.

If you are looking for me later..... I'll probably be puking on my neighbors lawn.#HappyStPatricksDay

#StPatricksDay Dinner #1 http://t.co/yBGUfZvcCh

I ALMOST starred you......... When what I REALLY wanted to do, was kick you in the nuts.

Nothing like a creepy whistle to say..... "What ever I say....DON'T COME OUT!" #TheWalkingDead #OuttaThere

Nothing like a creepy whistle to say..... "What ever I say....DON'T COME OUT!" #TheWalkingDead #OuttaThere

#FF @kimmycupcakes1 ....cause she just gave me a trophy and now I want to make out with her.

NBA: Damn Gina ...... Has been making me giggle for days..... I love you @peteholmez

Dave & Busters sounds like a gay bar....I'm not sure it's not.

I love humans.....Sorry that's not accurate....I love hummus.......... Humans are just o.k.

Sad..... Happy https://t.co/tMrSVVY6AF

#ohshit #thewalkingdead http://t.co/Lv64gDgObF

Watching #TheWalkingDead marathon ...Like watching a crazy long "In Memoriam" of a bunch of dead friends ...R.I.P. Dale, Shane, T-Dog, Lori

Pinterest: when having a dream board isn't embarrassing enough.... Show everyone.

Matthew Lillard has mastered the "I'm so crazy, I can't stop smiling" School of acting.