THEPokerWife

I ALMOST starred you......... When what I REALLY wanted to do, was kick you in the nuts.

#StPatricksDay Dinner #1 http://t.co/yBGUfZvcCh

If you are looking for me later..... I'll probably be puking on my neighbors lawn.#HappyStPatricksDay

Adorably pudgy version of @nerdist is EASILY the best part of Terminator 3

Roast chicken y'all!!!! http://t.co/nacZQXd70U

#TriggerSong Any song by Bare Naked Ladies but especially If I Had A Million Dollars ... It epitomizes "Frat Rock" @ChristinaP @tomsegura

I'm smoking my breakfast... And thanks to @PoliticallyILL1 .... I'm doing it out of a nice shiny trophy http://t.co/1JbjlPp611. THANKS!

I hate to say this twitter ...... But there is someone else............ Vine is a sexy, funny ass, son of a bitch!!!

I love Project Runway.... But they aren't doing great for the "crying gay man" stereotype

Celebrity sneeze face #02 After Lately http://t.co/FYCQTbFJ5T