danpinto

The two biggest hurdles against the legalization of gay marriage are religion and government. One of many reasons I oppose both.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a ninja turtle. Even though I A) love pizza, am a ninja master and C) live in the sewer.

Five word sentences are cool.

The more swords a man owns, the less likely he is of getting laid. This rule does not apply to ninjas or vikings.

96 percent of the general population should not wear fedoras.

Headlines don't sell papes. Newsies sell papes.