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Mister Malaka

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  1. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants
  2. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.
  3. Sales at Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium began to decline when Mrs. Magupermarket's Majestic Supermarket came into town.
  4. When Marc Summers double dares you to sleep with him, get ready for a physical challenge.
  5. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.
  6. I saw Momma Mia with my momma Mia, my sister Sia, my niece Nia and my girl Gia. They're all bia bia's.
  7. Lisa took a pill in Ibiza after she lost her Visa. It was Ginkoba.
  8. I have my ear to the ground, my nose to the grindstone and my eyes on the prize. My doctor diagnosed me with having Picasso face.
  9. When life give you lemons, how about you show some gratitude towards life before making lemonade, you selfish son of a bitch!
  10. If you need a special pick-me-up, then just look for someone larger than you.
  11. When it comes to smacking my bitch up, I consider myself a prodigy.
  12. Please, call me Magic Mike. Magical Michael is my father's name.
  13. I had to get rid of my Alanis Morissette shirt, because it seems like everybody wears an ironic shirt nowadays.
  14. I started taking opioids. Now I'm taking Opie and Anthonyoids.
  15. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.
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