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  1. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    I always thought it was Shawn Klementz. Side Note: I LOVE the way Hayes' name is subliminally "Ha! Yes!" Very clever of him to pick a stage name that subconsciously reinforces how funny he is to the listener.
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    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    I'm going to see Shitty Jobs in a few weeks and I promise to get to the bottom of why no Pro Version has been forthcoming for our beloved Joe. In reality though I'll probably just sit in the back and laugh.
  3. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    Good work Andrew. I was just about to plug in my computer to charge but nuh uh. No need to now:
  4. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    Apropos of nothing, I enjoy laughing at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_izRWYw34
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    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    Yes it is quite jarring isn't it. I've received a pro version and a couple of post likes from Hayes but no popcorn questions asked. It used to bum me out but after hearing their treatment of Joe vis-à-vis the Pro Version I'm kinda glad. I think they're both threatened by how handsome he is.
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    Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend

    WOW. I'm gonna miss Tim and Anastasia around here so much. Plus they're so right about listening to a live episode in a car. This is what it felt like the first time I heard one and I had to pull over and couldn't move for 3 days. Haven't listened to a live one since:
  7. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    Mary, When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me... "Que Sera, Sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que Sera, Sera" We haven't spoken since due to the trite nature of her reply. What would you have said to me?
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    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    Ms. Holland, What's you raison d'être? Mine is bacon. And lots of it!
  9. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    1. Dave Thomas 2. Sinbad 3. Tracey Wigfield 4. Tie for the rest.
  10. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    We're developing a watch. Gives you a notification when a new ep is out. Sean and Hayes point to the time with their hands. Plays the popcorn gallery theme on a loop. Counts your laughs per second to give you a bussing up ratio which we can then all compare to see who gets the most jokes. Points are awarded to the winner. You can swipe it at the Arclight to get in to "The Untitled Engineer Cody Boy Project" for half price. There's a button on the side that makes it say "Baba Booey" when pressed. Tim is giving the keynote. Dixon worked on most of the core infastructure. Kittens came on board late to the project but he's developed a cool recipes app. Anastasia tells you what's hot and what's not when you scan it over something. There's a gallery of pictures of Joe when you need a boost. I kiss every model before it ships. Michael Bay of Pigs developed a "Forum Avatar Creator" but it doesn't work so that'll probably be next gen. You get the gist. I can't remember the other features. I sure more info will become availalable closer to launch so STAY TUNED!
  11. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    Well you definitely, absolutely, definitively can not crash on my couch because I don't have couch insurance and my D said if I get involved in another couch crash I'm in big trouble for sure. honlads may be more open to it. Although I have never met the man, I have vigorously studied the video he submitted to Hayes' B day vid and he seems #2 handsome, nice, friendly, good at walking, swell at buying cards, affluent and tech savvy. AND I'm sure he has a great mug collection.
  12. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    This is tremendous. Great job. I think most on the forum, myself included, would enjoy a drawing of some tasteful erotica featuring Sean and Hayes in suggestive poses with Cody watching in the background. Preferably something quite chaste though. Anything brazen would be too much for all but the most extreme boarders (e.g Chanson)
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    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    Welcome Jerk. Nailed it.
  14. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 78 — Listeners Again, Our Close Friends

    Jotted down some quick notes on each call as I walked home. Accidentally got the notes and camera apps mixed up and took a snap of myself deep in thought first which was embarrassing1: Andrew: I found Andrew wonderfully respectful and not at all overawed by the gravity of the occasion. You got things off to a lovely start. Tim: Very good at describing. Great Movies question. Disappointed you weren't asked to sing. Brgrho: Brgrho was like an excited puppy. Maybe even like that Air Bud that was held in such high regard in the previous call. Ranran: oooh. Ranran. You missed out on the chance of a lifetime. You'll find it hard to live this one down. Maybe write a song about it. Chanson: Firstly, it takes a big man to apologise and we're all proud of you. Secondly, I'm not familiar with Maritime Orders of Succession but if you're dad is Captain, what rank does that make you? Junior Captain? Joe: Joe came across as really handsome on this. I didn't quite get aroused but it takes a lot for me to do so early in the day. Anastasia: Very wise. Handled Sean's little birthday tantrum beautifully. Interesting that you have the same issues with race as Chanson. Hmmmmm Steve H: I really hope your kid forgives you. Also the kid seemed to really enjoy the tenor of Sean's voice. A Bear: I was overjoyed that Sean got straight to the issue of double registration. The dark cloud that has besieged the forum recently has been lifted finally. ChandlerBIng.com: Oh boy. I tutted a lot during this one. Glad he got pwned. Lauren: An unknown new woman! What the….. Hopefully Chanson doesn’t antagonise you. All in all, a very fun insight into the collective psyche of the forum and it seems Hayes and Sean agonize over the minutiae of every post and poster. 1. That's right! We have sunshine too AMERICA!
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    Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

    I think this is quite dangerous after Andy's questionable questions and unpure thoughts aimed at Lauren Lapkus a while back.
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    Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

    WAIT IS HAYES GONE TO SOUTH AFRICA TO BE THEIR NEW DAILY SHOW HOST????????1 1. Sorry for shouting. I'm in a helicopter.
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    Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

    It is both disconcerting and exciting to listen to Sean outside of HH. It's like watching a baby with a hammer. You don't want to see this damn baby misuse the hammer but it's also quite thrilling to see what kind of damage it may inflict on it's surroundings with said hammer. Actually it's nothing like that.
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    Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

    I know Hayes said he was going to South Africa but I fear his involvement in Going Clear has caused Scientology to throw him into The Hole but they realised he's waaaaay cooler than L Ron and stronger than Miscavige so now he's the boss. Also, I'm going to start saying "Love 15" now when someone says something "points" worthy. And then they'll say "What does that mean?" and I'll say 'You know like Tennis Points" and they'll say "Ah clever. Points" and we'll both chuckle.
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    Goldie, Some people on this board think that Madison Avenue's "Don't Call Me Baby!" is the DEFINITIVE Feminist statement of the last 17 years and I agree with them. Do you?
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    Look how many sales we've had in my place of work today: High fives all round I think.
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    I really enjoyed this episode. Hal seemed like a pleasant man. I got a strong feeling listening though that Sean is like Zach Morris, Hayes is like AC Slater and Cody is very much like Screech. I've gone much deeper with that thought over the last couple of hours and assigned characters to most everyone involved in this enterprise. Basically beloved forum member Joe is Professor Laskey from the College Years because they are both so handsome and Laskey had an affair with Kelly.
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    Feels pretty good doesn't it. This is what I had for dinner yesterday: It's kind of a deconstructed then reconstructed for a baby shepherds pie. It can only be eaten with a small thomas the tank engine spoon as well. I can give you the recipe if you like?
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    Episode 76 — Hal Rudnick, Our Close Friend

    I'm excited to listen to this at work. Tuesday mornings can be so bleh but then you realise it's HH day and everything is ok. And I can't wait to dig in to this article from last summer. I've been putting it off:
  24. Andy Dick Cheney

    Happy Birthday, Hayes

    All you need. When you need it. Under the tree at:
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