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  1. Andy Dick Cheney

    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    1 Hour 18 Minutes into the episode. Wait a minute........ Flip 118 around 8 - 1 - 1 = 6 6 is the first number in 666 The Sign of the Apocalypse!! Are Sean and Hayes and Scott and Squarespace and Earwolf trying to further the agenda of Satan?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eh, I'm OK with it.
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    SHOULD I BE USING MY REAL NAME? I'M SO CONFUSED

    My real name is Wendie Malick1 but I used my lack of creativity to ape the style of username made famous by beloved forum members like Toby Keith Sweat and Michael Bay of Pigs so my opinion is irrelevant on this topic. AND you didn't mention Valerie or honlands Zazu so get your head in the game. 1 Yes THE Wendie Malick
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    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    Me: When is International Men's Day? Girlfriend: Every day is International Men's Day!?!?!?!?! LOL Me: Good One. P.S. I don't actually have a girlfriend obviously. The premise required me to have one.
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    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    Kumail, What's your Raison d'être? Mine is cheese.
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    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    Well it seems I made myself look like a dumb fooooooooool. Soz babes.
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    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    Well done on your success Dixon
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    Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend

    Furst!!! Edit 1: Shoot I spelled "Firts" wrong. Edit 2: Darn. I did it again. UGH. Edit 3: Guh! Turns out I wasn't actually first. Edit 4: Wait a second. Is first even a thing people do in comments sections anymore? Edit 5: Bloody heck. I don't think it is. Edit 6: Golly gee. I accidentally quoted myself. Edit 7: I better delete all this and go back to bed or none of the other cool board members will think I'm a happening guy anymore. Edit 8: Cripes!! My delete button on my expensive computer isn't working. Now I'm in trouble. I better pay a visit to the Geek Squad. Edit 9: Dang. Best Buy is closed until 9AM. Edit 10: Remember when people posted "First" on comments threads. That was truly the golden age of the internet. Edit 11: WOW!! Is that Drake Bell pulling over in his Porsche and rolling down the window? Edit 12: It is!! I'm going to ask him how Josh Peck lost all that darn weight from his butt. Edit 13: ARGH!! Drake Bell just put his cigar out in my eye and now he's stabbing me with a Nickelodeon pen and laughing. HELP ME!! Edit 14:
  8. Ah but what about Hunky Dorys? The young pretender to the Tayto empire. Edit: This literally came on d'telly as I was typing. Cray-Z:
  9. All banter and tomfoolery aside, that is pretty much exactly how it is here in Ireland.
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    Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

    Oh boy, a Pro Version!! I hope Greggy doesn't track me down, beat me up with his fist and then steal my pro version. That would be not good. As long as he doesn't realise I'm actually Wendie Malick and I'm pretty easy to find in Hollywood.
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    Episode 70 — Seth Morris, Our Close Employee

    I stumbled on this while searching for Mug gifs:
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    Episode 69 — Betsy Sodaro, Our Close Friend

    Oh you better believe Andy has met celebrities.
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    Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

    Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it. I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known. And yo'self?
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    Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

    Baby you know it. Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig.
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    Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

    My sister made me a HH T Shirt for my day of birth seeing as there STILL ISN'T ONE AVAILABLE IN THE EARWOLF STORE:
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    Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

    Hi Betsy Ghostbusters is full of women now. Are ghosts too scary for men now?
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    Episode 52 — Lauren Greenberg, Our Close Friend

    Dear Birthday Boys. I find it very awkward when people sing Happy Birthday to me. What do you think about the military industrial complex?
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    Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers

    I was super looking forward to listening to this. I thought "Hey. I'm a gonna learn so much from listening to Sean & Hayes give advice to regular Joes like these 3 engineers. My dad was an eningeer. He built bridges so i know what that's like". But to see the way the engineers blatantly blew their chance to drink from the cup of knowledge!! I was outraged, ashamed outraged and even a little scared. How Dare they even?
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    Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend

    Jessica, have you actually seen the actual debt ceiling. Is it actually beige? I heard it was beige but I'm not sure.
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    Sinbad episode? No. Singreat episode more like it! BOOM! I nailed that one harder than they nailed jesus to that cross roughly 1980 years ago if rumours are to be believed.
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    Episode 41 — Jason Nash, Our Close Friend

    Alex. Which Gilmore Girl was the best? One was the mother but I always thought they were more like cool sisters. Please help.
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    Episode 41 — Jason Nash, Our Close Friend

    Sean getting married is just like Clooney marrying a normal. Super cool, suave move for such a famous icon of American culture.
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