Andy Dick Cheney

Who is the best at life?

I think they should shorten "Emergency Room" to just "ER". Would make it a lot handier in an emergency.

Wasn't prepared for the ep directed by @Michael_Haneke about Lucille's Alzheimers. I'm an emotional wreck #arresteddevelopment

. @fart Rumours abound that Yahoo are to buy your Twitter handle for $1 Billion. True or false?

This may be controversial but I don't think George W Bush was all that good a president. I'm sorry.#Controversial

Anybody heard of the site "YouTube". It has loads of videos on it for FREE. When Google find out they'll go crazy!#Youtube

Have the words "air" and "care" ever formed a rhyme in one of those rap songs

Entourage Spin Off idea: E=MC². E moves to Atlanta to start a Hip Hop career. Eventually E records theme for "Johnny Bananas" #Entourage

. @ComedyBangBang It's been: CBB Infinity Mix http://t.co/lmNv8KBree#ComedyBangBang

The best thing in the history of life http://t.co/rMo4lodQRu

Has anyone ever noticed the word "assassin" has the word "in" contained in it #weird

I love the episode of @BigBang_CBS where the geeky guy doesn't understand social cues

I dreamt last night that someone cared about what I dreamt last night

"Girl your ass so fine it should have its own Tumblr"-No One 2013

Does it play games? That would be a killer feature.#XBoxReveal

I will now sell five copies of The Three E.P.'s by The Beta Band:http://t.co/z3Sf0tezQK

#Mumfordandsons more like Mumford and Pish #DryNoMore https://t.co/0DbUsOEqoU

I'm flabbergasted by the treatment of @DaftLimmy today. There's nae call for it. Absolutely nae call.

Top notch ending. A lot of credit has to go to the alter boys. Pure pros #JesusTime

.@ChuckWoolery UNBLOCK @jakefogelnest P.S SCHRAPLING STILL THINKS YOU'RE A WAD!

Emmy voting season is upon us. This character lit up the screen so bright it exploded: #Morris #ParksandRec

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar and have a nice drink and a chat. Lovely stuff.

Concise pithy tweet

What do @Pontifex_es and @Pontifex have in common?#nothing

What do #mayaangelou & @SethGreen have in common? Nothing