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  1. RoyCorder

    Episode 129 - The Apple: LIVE!

    DAMN! 5 minutes too late LOL
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    EPISODE 114 β€” Runaway

    but... I thought it was going to be late so I haven't watched it yet this is the first time I've ever been upset that an episode was released on time lol.
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    EPISODE 112 β€” Jupiter Ascending

    I don't remember anyone saying anything about a "Genetic Age", but maybe I just didn't catch that part. I won't argue that someone said it. but if that is the case, then take humans that have already reached the ideal genetic age and re-seed new planets with them instead of waiting 100,000 years for them reach it on their own. they're already perfect to harvest and make rejenex (whatever it's called), so just get them to reproduce instead of completely starting from scratch every time the seed a planet. (side point: they have the tech to erase people's memories, so there's no chance that the humans they take from one planet to the next would ever rebel because of knowing the truth about everyone else on their planet being killed like cattle) it make absolutely zero sense why the hell they wait so long to harvest a planet.
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    EPISODE 112 β€” Jupiter Ascending

    thank you! it drives me crazy how many people love that commercial and don't realize that.
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    EPISODE 112 β€” Jupiter Ascending

    2 things: - I have a real problem with the whole harvesting humanity thing. the Abrasax family seed the earth with humans and then just wait a hundred thousand years or so to harvest? there are around 7 billion people alive on earth right now, but it’s estimated that 108 billion people have lived and died. thats 101 billion people that they didn’t get to turn into fountain of youth goo, and an unimaginable fortune that they’re just ignoring. shouldn't these planets be set up like actual farms and just process humans once they reach a certain age? or why not harvest the planet after a certain amount of time - like every 100 or 1,000 years or whatever - and then re-seed it, harvest again and repeat? and shouldn’t the abrasax family intervene in the major events of humanity by preventing wars, disease, and pollution so that their products don’t kill each other off and are nice and healthy when they process them? - the reason why it looks like Channing Tatum is on roller skates is because he was! while filming he was on inline skates jumping of ramps and skating on a specially made three-sided treadmill. they even brought in pro skaters Cory Miller and Taig Khris to train him.
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    EPISODE 106 β€” Deep Blue Sea: LIVE!

    I came here to say that lol. BUT also; why did the sharks need to lower the fence when the one in the beginning escaped without doing that? and why didn't they all just escape at the same time with the one in the beginning?
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    EPISODE 105 β€” Safe Haven

    not related to the episode, but... what's up with Netflix? do they hate hdtgm? because this is the 3rd or 4th time in the last few months that a movie is removed from Netflix as soon as it's announced for the show.
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    EPISODE 105 β€” Safe Haven

    Even knowing the ending about cobie smulders, I was thinking this wasn't THAT bad and why choose this movie. Then the cop is revealed as the husband and it all made sense. I was like "Fuck yeah! Now that's a hdtgm movie!"
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    EPISODE 104.5 β€” Minisode 104.5

    when this came out, people were really shocked at the ending (don't remember exactly if everyone loved or hated it) but I figured "why not read how it ended? it's not like I'm ever going to see this movie" ...and here we are. never thought I would regret reading spoilers for safe haven
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    Episode 102.5 β€” Minisode 102.5

    so I just finished watching Zardoz.... I think I could better explain the plot of Winters Tale, and I didn't eve see that movie.
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    Episode 102.5 β€” Minisode 102.5

    I'm 5 minutes in and I don't know if I'm going to make it.
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    Episode 99 β€” A View To a Kill: LIVE

    I'm just going to leave this here
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    Episode 98 β€” LOL: LIVE!

    so the guy that she asked to sleep with her that refused... who the hell was that? was he a kid of one of her mom's friends? because until about halfway through, I thought that was the guy best friend she mentioned. then when the ex boyfriend and the guy friend were next to each other (in the hall or when they were watching her make out) my brain exploded, because I didn't realize those were 2 different people. did anyone else have as much trouble as I did keeping track of who all these guys were?
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    Episode 98 β€” LOL: LIVE!

    I seen it. haven't read much on there yet, but I will. I have to make as much good as possible come from watching this.
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    Episode 98 β€” LOL: LIVE!

    I've never been so mad at you guys for making me watch a movie. this was the most unbearable pile of shit thing I have ever seen. I want to listen to the episode now but it's way too late. at least I'll have something waiting for me when I wake up.
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    Episode 97.5 β€” Minisode 97.5

    a movie about horny teens and there emotionally-detached pot-smoking parents. oh, I just got to the part where they're all staring at flat 16 year old asses. this is making me uncomfortable.
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    Episode 94.5 β€” Minisode 94.5

    yeah it was really annoying. but she does get called out on it toward the end; which was pretty much the only thing in the movie I enjoyed.
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    Episode 94.5 β€” Minisode 94.5

    ok I have some REAL big problems with one part of the "twist" at the end. not with the big twist (which surprisingly I was not as upset as others). I won't spoil it, but I'll just say there's a misdirect. I hope they address it because it is so stupid and makes no sense at all. I already have a post ready for corrections and omissions if they don't. really looking forward to this one.
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    Episode 92.5 β€” Minisode 92.5

    since you've realized that you need to watch more Nicolas Cage movies... I suggest "Next".
  20. I'm about halfway through this movie now and had to stop to say: I have no idea what is going on, who anyone is, what they're doing or why. I'm not exactly sure why but I can not for the life of me follow this pile of crap. I think it's the editing and the dialog. and the main guy... just hearing his voice and the way he speaks makes me mad.
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    Episode 85 β€” Color of Night

    I'm surprised that no one mentioned this movie was produced by Andrew Vajna; whose name was in the opening credits and the same producer that June wanted to change his name in the Judge Dredd episode.
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    Episode 83 β€” Winter's Tale

    also, what's so great about becoming a star?
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    Episode 83 β€” Winter's Tale

    so maybe I missed something; but why exactly do angels and demons care if someone performs a miracle or not? I don't remember ever hearing anyone say what the heck was at stake. "if he performs his miracle it's a win for the other side". how?
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    Episode 83 β€” Winter's Tale

    I really don't want to go to a theater to see this... but I also don't want to wait to listen to the episode... hmmmmmmmmm. what to do?
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