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    Christian Bale almost pulls guns out of his ass in this movie but yet doesn't manage to make a entertaining movie. this was a long stupid movie. Nothing over the top crazy that I can remember but I was half asleep when I watched it. the way he finds clips for those guns is just crazy and they seem to be carefully placed in parts that they shouldn't. I think I am getting too old for these kinda mindless shoot them ups.

    I don't know how, but the movie drains all of the fun and energy out of action scenes. There's this one part that sticks out to me, which is when towards the end of the movie, Christian Bale kills 30 guys with his gunkata, yet it feels really dull and dry because the scene is just him doing the same thing over and over. I keep bringing up the face removal, because it's probably the best part in the whole movie. Unfortunately, it feels horribly out of place with the rest of the movie (I think I actually laughed out loud when I saw it).

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    He also slices off the front part of a man's head with a katana and it takes that man like a minute to dramatically do a dying pose until the cut off part (which is like half his head) finally falls, slowly sliding down.

    You forgot to mention that the sword he used to slice his face off strangely doesn't have any blood on it, which leads me to my big question. Was he a robot?

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    On the Ant-Man front, since Ultron is in Avengers 2, I have a feeling that we're at least gonna be introduced to the name of Hank Pym as a way of beefing up interest, probably in a post-credits sequence. Guardians, on the other hand, might just look cool enough to stand on its own.

    Apparently, there was a reference to Hank Pym in Thor that got cut from the final movie. Go figure!

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    How is there NOT a honey-scented one?

    That's the ArĂ´me d'Abeilles. If you're interested in this at all, you could help fund my Kickstarter for Forever Cage shampoo (not really). Also while we're on the subject, who keeps bees in a burlap sack?

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    I have seen made ten minutes of Dane Cook on youtube by accident. I could just tell immediately that I wasn't going to like it, I don't like his style or delivery. I don't hate him or anything, I guess he seems like someone who appeals to the bro crowd. I think he has this image of being a douchy bro kinda guy who is shooting for the lowest common denominator. Whether that reputation is true or deserved, I don't know.

    Dane Cook's material isn't too bad. I just thought it was better when I heard from Louis C.K. Seriously though, Dane Cook for me is a lot like Daniel Tosh, except Tosh will occasionally screw up and tell a decent joke.

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    Seems like everyone hit on all of the good stuff, but is no one going to mention the "agent" getting arrow'd in the bazaar? This was about the only thing that startled me throughout the whole movie The only other thing that came close was the bare ass crazy.

    The arrow scene was hilarious! I might as well have been "Hey Jonathan! I just wanted to remind you that I'm only two days from retirement—GAH, I'VE BEEN SHOT!"

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