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Everything posted by chanson

  1. Yeah, she's not even from Manitoba! She's from Saskatchewan, I can tell! Locally produced, yeah right. They probably took some other lady's eggs.
  2. I'd say Manitoba has some of the best eggs in all of Canada.
  3. Teetering? Really? I think I've made it quite obvious that I'm far far beyond any kind of reasonably stable mental state that would ever allow me to be remotely useful to society either now or in the future.
  4. Everyone excited for Columbus Day tomorrow?
  5. Because I sent you some.
  6. That's what I'm known for.
  7. It's crazy that the loud guy from Scranton who's a dentist from Big Brother shot that lion right?
  8. Oh, no I knew you were making a reference. I was making a different reference.
  9. Is this a reference I'm not getting?.. to you not getting a reference to not getting a reference, I mean. Just making sure.
  10. I don't get the reference, but I'm the men's rights activist around here, not Norm. So, Norm, kindly BACK THE FUCK OFF.
  11. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win.
  12. PS - Fashionably tipsy post.
  13. First. I win again, fucktards.
  14. First! Always happy to have the first post.
  15. PS - You're all garbage.
  16. My Coke Zero says to "share a Coke Zero with Friends." I don't have any "friends" and I don't like any of you, but I guess this is the closest I'll ever get to having "friends." So, hey, fuckers, Coke Zero and shit. Fuck.
  17. I'm a good boy. I had a good night. I am a good boy.