EPISODE 113 — Listeners, Our Close Friends 3

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A guy on AV Club said he didn't like this episode because everyone was trying to do a bit, but he did like the fake Andrew call. Two questions here:

 

1.) Who else was even trying to do a bit? The one guy who kept saying "speak on that"?

2.) Why did I read the AV Club Podmass comments?

 

Because you wanted to see if they noticed that I wasn't in this episode. They don't know that they noticed but they did and secretly that's why the AV Club didn't like this episode.

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I went skiing today and I am also going tomorrow.

 

Neenerneenerneener

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BOZOS!!!!!!

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I forgive you, Dixon.

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EVERYONE NOTICE HOW DIXON DID THREE POSTS IN A ROW AND HOW BAD THAT IS! SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

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Oh No! I never intended this to get out from my Tinder profile.

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Chanson in his dreams:

 

 

I wish I was this skinny... Geez... Thank you, Dixon.

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Hey I'm new but wanna be a forum poster like all you guys -- what do I do?

 

1.) Be like me.

2.) Say mean things for no reason.

3.) Get mad at people when they make jokes.

4.) Be like me.

 

Edit:

 

5.) Make gifs if you want to skip all the bullshit and just clean up in the likes department.

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Everyone watching The Challenge? Good good cool cool.

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I think this one will go down in history as "the one without Chanson."

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Hello friends, I am a man. Deal with it.

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HELLO FRIENDS:

 

THE CHALLENGE IS BACK! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! MTV'S THE CHALLENGE! THERE'S RELATIVES OR SOME SHIT! STOKED AF RIGHT NOW!

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What the shit is happening in here today? jfc.

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Just my opinion imho tbh this is what I think everyone deserves as a grade fyi imho in my opinion.

 

Agata: A+

Gabe: 10/10

July: 100%

 

I know I'm a tough grader, but it builds character.

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Aww shucks, thanks Joe. I really should start trying to posting some funny good jokes.

 

In other news, I matched with a girl on tinder the other day and YOU were our mutual friend and I said to myself ‘if this girl survived the great joe mcgurl facebook purge of 2015 she must be pretty alright and I should probably take her for a hot meal @ the sizzler’

 

THIS.

 

This is what makes this forum special.

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Sad I couldn't call in today. Looking forward to hearing everyone!

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Today I'm thankful for these low low prices.

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Hello, had a very nice friendsgiving with some bros and drank a lot of alcoholic beverages. Had zero interaction with anyone related to me. Successful day!

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I know exactly where this picture was taken... and it's in the town where I went to high school... weird.

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What if you're a sexy racist?

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If I was you I would just like the last one as a courtesy. That seems like the smart thing to do.

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...or inexplicably feels that they do not or should not apply to him.

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Fuck

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Shit, I don't have a tugboat.

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You know, like one you'd pull with a tugboat.