EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

I mean, it's actually more of a barge.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

I needed it to buy another boat.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

Guys, I stole all the Howl money... Sorry.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

To my best friend jack:

 

EAT A BAG OF DICKS

 

PS - You know I love you, bro.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

Don't even get me started on this Jakal thing...

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

Anyone know if Joe ever beat that volcano? Feel like it was a big mismatch

 

 

 

 

Edit: while I have you here, I need to ask the ladies what they think of this line. I'm pretty proud of it

 

A lot of people are gonna judge you when Google gets hacked, bro... Just saying. Maybe get an iPhone.

 

PS - If this is anything like the "take a chance on something joke" she's probably already heard it. Just trying to be a real bro, bro.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

Hohenschwangau? Didn't know Hayes was a descendent of Maximillian II of Bavaria. I mean, it's no forest island with a bike in a tree, but damn.

 

PS - also not in Austria-Hungary, which didn't exist in 1940 or 194040 but I'm sure there's a good explanation.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

The M&M store sponsorship was really well integrated into the show this week.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

HA bet you guys that were making fun of me and Norm for talking basketball are feeling pretty stupid right now. You suckers have no idea who Lou Amundson or Dave Debusschere are.

 

We had a basketball team once... It's a sensitive subject.

 

Oh, also I met Detlef Schrempf once. He's very tall and very German. It was at a movie theatre.

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

Really digging the train talk.

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

Men should be able to wear whatever they want. It's time people stop oppressing us.

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

I liked it.

[EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns]

I haven't listened to the episode yet. I assume it's good. I'll let you all know when I have and what I think about it.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

You all disgust me... This probably isn't news.

 

Jack, you need a haircut you filthy hippy. Wasn't sure how to tell you and a text seemed too impersonal.

 

DairyPillows, you need to file a complaint about this dude having dreams about you. And probably file a restraining order. You can never be too careful.

 

SteveH, it's cute that you let your mom stay with you. My mom took my dog for the week for no reason other than she said she wanted to have the dog for a week. So yeah, I'm right there with you about the moms being crazy.

 

Thejjar, who you calling weird? I think most of us are shockingly well-adjusted for an internet podcasting forum.

 

Bruce, I agree but replace McDonald's with Starbucks. Everyone has worked at Starbucks. It's crazy.

 

Okay, I'm bored now.

 

PS - I really want scallops and chips from Ivar's but they're closed right now. Lame.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Scuzzman, what's the deal with these bitcoins?

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

I haven't looked at your posts yet, but I just want to say thanks for wishing me a happy birthday and not making it into some kind of bit or putting my face into someone else's face or whatever the fuck you sick fucks do for fun.

 

PS - I'm glad Andy Kneis is back, he's my hero.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

One time I said Sean was bad on the show. I admit that I was wrong about that. Very wrong. I mean, it was a joke and I didn't mean it to begin with because Sean has always been good on the show (duh, why would I listen to it?), but I now realize that to even suggest that is disgusting and crazy and that one should not joke about such things.

 

Sean, this ep was so freaking good, the best birthday present I could have asked for. You're hilarious!

 

Love, Chanson

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

PS - It technically isn't my birthday yet for another 36 minutes but whatevs.

[EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"]

Thanks ADC, you're right that it's only fitting that I should get the first post on my birthday.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

I'm white af and I'm in u2

 

I'm white, too.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

This message is only for Chanson.

 

Hey, Chanson. Doing great, bud.

 

Love, Chanson

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

I'm very anti-comedy, but I don't think it's the same thing.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

One time honlads called me a "gobshite" and I fainted. I don't know what it means, but I will cherish that moment forever.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

Halloween is the refuge of cowards.

[EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character]

Jeff,

 

You like that all day breakfast at McDonald's? It's the best.