Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend

[Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend]

I'm also here.

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

How's your job as Trump's twitter ghost writer going?

 

AMERICA. IS. GREAT. NOW.

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

Did I mention I lost power for 36 hours from Monday at 6:00AM until Tuesday at 6:00PM?

 

I did. It was bad.

 

Okay, that's all I have to say for now.

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

Chanson, what are your thoughts on a string of 3 posts? It's too much, right?

 

...or not enough?

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

Typically the 3rd consecutive post is when you are trying too hard.

 

Typically. But there are exceptions.

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

I still don't find these guys funny at all thanks have fun

 

PEACE OUT

 

This reflects very poorly on you and your sense of humor.

 

Maybe fix that.

 

Regards,

Chanson

[Episode 172 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend Once Again]

Hello my name is Nolan and suck it Chanson. Also Queenie rules and I'm very excited for this episode.

 

You guys know I'm always first, right? Like, you can't beat me.

 

Sad!

[Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss]

Coke Zero IS the cure for polio, idiots.

[Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend]

Hayes is actually the unabomber. Confirmed?

[Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend]

Oh, hi! It's me. Your pal, Chanson. What's up? How are things? Glad to hear it. K, good.

[Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend]

Seek it Chanson

 

 

 

More of this please.

[Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend]

I'm here now and just in time to be first!

[Episode 166 - Normal People, Our Close Friends LIVE]

Hot take: I think Hayes AND Sean BOTH did really good at this live show AND I liked it AND I think it was good AND it made me laugh AND I enjoyed it.

 

HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE THAT, AMERICA.

[Episode 165 - Max Silvestri, Our Close Friend]

Hi, this is chanson, your friend... who you all like. Hi.

 

Just saying hi.

[Episode 164 - Tom Scharpling, Our Christmas Show Architect]

So blessed and humbled to be first AGAIN this week! Thank you, everyone!

 

I also want to let you all know that the United States Constitution guarantees freedom of the press AS WELL AS freedom to drink zero-Calorie soda and that's a right that none of us should take for granted. Everyone go thank a soldier for protecting our zero-Calorie soda today.

[Episode 163 - Yassir Lester, Our Close Friend]

PS - I love my haters, you keep me relevant.

 

I can't wait to be president!

[Episode 163 - Yassir Lester, Our Close Friend]

Feels good to be first again!

 

This episode made me happy when I wasn't feeling happy. Thank you Sean and also thank you Hayes.

 

The end.

[Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend]

Looks like I'm first....

 

Pretty weird how I'm first literally every week. Sometimes I wait like three days to post something. C'mon people.

[Episode 160 - Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Our Close Friends]

The popcorn gallery

it's time for it.

 

IMHO

[Episode 159 - Jessica McKenna, Our Vote Video Person]

Hi everyone.

 

Just wanted to check in and let you know that my grandson Caleb wanted me to say "Suck it Chanson".

 

Thanks,

 

Dirty Grandma

 

You should really spend more time disciplining your grandchildren and less time letting them listen to podcasts.Your grandson doesn't even know me. Seems rude. Can't help but think that reflects on the adult authority figures in his life.

[Episode 159 - Jessica McKenna, Our Vote Video Person]

Whenever Hayes or Sean say Seattle stuff, I know they're thinking about me.

 

Don't think I didn't hear you say Kingdome, Hayes. I see what you're doing.

[Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends]

Happy Birthday Chansin! How many are you now?

 

Edit: Not that anyone ASKED, but I am this many.

 

 

LOLOLOLOL

[Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends]

Hello, it is I, Chanson, your benevolent overlord. Thursday is a special day for me that I am not looking forward to, but comes around once a year and is all about me. It may surprise you to know that one day is MORE about me than all the other ones. Your sense of surprise is understandable, but this day is coming on Thursday and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

[Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder]

Hi, it's me, your friend Chanson. I still listen to this show and I actually LIKE it AND think it's good.

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

If I don't post here next Tuesday it's because I died in a stormpocalypse.

 

K, bye.