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  1. so this looks like a syfy channel movie... .... .... ....
  2. I so want to hear June's reaction to being forced to watch this... https://youtu.be/39uXyOWwE7w
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    Hawk The Slayer (1980)

    I am being dead serious here: if Neveldine/Taylor remade this, i'd be the first in line to see it
  4. So guys, I've been wondering how this one hasn't been discussed as yet: https://en.wikipedia...Unleashed_(film) starring: Jet Li as Danny the Dog Morgan Freeman as Sam Bob Hoskins as Bart how the hell did this get made?
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    Hawk The Slayer (1980)

    Hawk the Slayer, it's got fantasy movie mainstay Jack Palance, also the dad from LOST. Why haven't they done this yet?
  6. So I think they really need to cover this movie, especially with the pending release of Man of Steel. SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!! I mean, it's a 3 hrs movie about stalker Superman, who is weakened by a regular sized piece of Kryptonite, but can somehow lift a continent of it....WHAT THE FUCK??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXdViWVgHq4
  7. I'm really surprised no one mentioned this before: "Ride like the wind baby"
  8. i pray to god they discuss this movie hopefully at a live show next level bananas
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    anyone remember when Chuck Norris fought a demon? i do saw this on tbs once when i was a kid
  10. ingesting the ooze made his armour go from this: http://www.martialartsactionmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Shredder.jpg to this: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/5/59/SuperShredder.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20071019211728
  11. here's something i noticed years ago when i rewatching this movie (i liked it as a kid, ok!) shredder takes the ooze to mutate and become stronger to fight the turtles at the end... but somehow his shredder costume also mutates as well, so we see him as "Super Shredder" so the question is... how does the ooze mutate Shredder's armour as well?
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    Hawk The Slayer (1980)

    How many people here remember this 80s classic?
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    Blade Trinity (2004)

    how has Blade Trinity not gotten on the show yet? Patton described his experience on this movie:
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    Sidekicks (1992)

    Posted with no comment:
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    Swordfish (2001)

    you just hit the nail on the head
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    Commando (1985)

    How has this movie not been covered yet? Arnold's name is John Matrix and his daughter (Alyssa Milano) is Jenny Matrix... i think that alone is worth discussing
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    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    this movie was complete garbage I like Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker but the story was inane and the villains were terrible...
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    Swordfish (2001)

    I second this movie there's a lot of what the fuckery in it
  19. i can watch the van damme movie a million times and love it that campiness was awesome legend of chun li was unwatchable
  20. catastrophe is right this was such a terrible movie i still don't know who in their right mind decided to call that abomination deadpool also, the continuity just gets thrown out the window, but i don't think the x men franchise ever cared about any of that...
  21. i can't help but laugh at how absurd irish bison is... he was abandoned by his irish missionary parents in thailand as a child, that presumably means he grows up in thailand... so that irish accent would have faded away A LONG TIME AGO this is just one of the many absurdities in this turd fest
  22. the scene where wolverine blocks a laser blast with his claws should be proof enough that this movie needs to be discussed in detail for the curious, here it is the magic is at the 1:30 mark