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    EPISODE 140 — Andrew the Magic Carpet

    Please use the horn of blasting on that communication device and blow every last one of those giants apart. You want to be evil well now is the time and think of all the experience points!
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    EPISODE 128 — Spiderhana

    Personally I really enjoy GMSarli's posts I read them thoroughly and learn a lot. I learn so much that I feel embarrassed ( have a bunch of very unprofessional dungeons and dragons experience already). It's also a cool thing to jump up and say you got the backs of the people you like/admire. Probably mostly accidental throat biting and turning salty after going on here. Try to remember the stakes aren't high here, I can't speak for them but in my delusions there are two points: - Nerd poker guys may or may not take advise for sake of getting to enjoy not pushing themselves for a bit. - Their feelings probably won't get very hurt because anyone with an aim for fame either has rhino thick skin or is a masochist. (Pretty sure at least one of those is a resume requirement) just don't intentionally try to be dicks to them they're humans, or at least humanoid. Keep up your tact guys.
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    Gary's Tips

    I usually end up dming despite being terrible at it. This kind of stuff helps a lot.
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    no new episode?

    But it does. It burns us! This was supposed to be the episode we meet Dan's new character!
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    EPISODE 116 — Blue Worm

    He did kind of get the okay, they did some shaming but I feel Rick was not stopped because it's not fun playing if you don't do what you want to. Also admittedly I went in unjustly grumpy because Steve wasn't there. It's like when a friend doesn't show up to a party (except they're more imaginary friends because they have no idea who I am). But next thing I know Rick is ramping up the insanity and coincidentally is when I'm taking a piss. Trying not to laugh and sound like a lunatic in the bathroom and simultaneously trying not to piss all over myself. Moral of the story is give the guy a chance I don't know how you could not like Rick... or the moral is wear a catheter on Wednesdays because I can't stop listening long enough to piss.
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    EPISODE 115 — Tying the Rope

    Curiosity is murder! Is she going to have mad swagger? Was she birthed from a mauve blob? Will she be twice as metal as dag? Next time after next time on Dragon ball Brian Posehn and friends minus friends plus friends.
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    Best moment since Blaine became DM

    Brian's negotiations with the first town guards. I laughed so hard I can't even remember but it was something like "I've got your captain right here" *disembowels horse*
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    Episode 113 — Biker Giants are Dicks

    Mad TV - Honey Dipper Dan: Sorry Dan, I blame your name. There once was a grizzled man - He went by the name of peacekeeper Dan. When nerds got mad stomping their feet, Dan burned them up into some peat. Scared of feelings they hurt, begging for mercy they started to spurt - "didn't mean to upset ya - just said it for fun" Dan said "my feelins don't give a shit and this complaining is done."
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    Episode 112 — Red Afro

    Lyra isn't 100 percent gone either, resurrection spells can be used, although expensive if someone sold their magic item(s) to bring her back that would really reinforce the parties bond of friendship and give them a real reason to stick together.
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    Episode 112 — Red Afro

    I think these guys would still make it entertaining, your threats are of no consequence to me! I would still point out the pink pony magic fireball should be able to cast in the same round! Edit: I don't want tpk but if they run into magic pony lycanithropy...
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    Episode 112 — Red Afro

    Rounds spent to cast per spell level is a pretty huge nerf to casters (telekinesis would take 5 rounds). Spells have a cast time listed with their description and that is only added to initiative roll. That would make higher level spells ineffective and make wizards no fun. sorry for complaining but that rule kicked me in the nerds.
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    Episode 110 — Clown Dog

    Edit: I was wrong but still. When an ad says stop eating pain killers and don't sell them to your neighbors it doesn't mean the person with a broken leg that is taking them responsibly. Was this a joke? I've never heard of medical tobacco before why would medication be omitted until now otherwise? Felt like a trick.
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    Hit Points and Leveling Up

    This is awesome. You may have assumed their character sheets have charts already. incase they don't remember to update your saving throws and thac0s guys.
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    Character Drawings

    can you guess who is who? Of course you can!
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    Episode 109 — Is There A Dingy?

    Rogues in second edition (from memory may need to be confirmed) 1d6 hp per level (constitution bonus if applicable) +60 skill points on first level +30 each level gained after (no more than half to be put into one skill) Skills that can increase with these points all in percent success Move silently Hide in shadows Pick pockets Pick locks Find/remove traps Detect noise Read language Other things that scale on level to watch out for Thac0 Saving throws Back stab multiplier Weapon proficiencies Non weapon proficiencies
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    is it "Whamdango!" or "wamdango!"?

    I am familiar with the wizard spell whamdango, but what the hell is a "magic missile" ? everyone kept mentioning it.
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    Lack of direction

    Brian's fuck you it's free a while back I feel broke the ice for everyone playing and they're back to full awesome. (Instead of a large chunk of awesome). So good job Brian the ice crusher this ship will be safe through any arctic. If you're having a hard time with progression, try waiting for a few episodes(I know it's hard) then listen. d&ds biggest bummer is usually the "to be continued" part.
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    Help me get engaged Nerd Poker

    When things started at least, online donations of 100 dollars (in a single donation) or more gets the shoutout. Also online donating has the text box for you to enter whatever you want them to read.
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    Uh's and Um's

    I feel like the original post implied he had already taken public speaking classes. I think things got blown a bit out of proportion, it's like the forums here have an anti troll secret service for nerd poker. Both sides have legit comments. Conductive Criticism - less uh and um Conditional - they're doing this for fun, only accept/apply criticism if it doesn't effect the mood or enjoyment of the players. Also I like Blaine as a DM better, I miss Sarks dialog (and Blaines commercials) but it's more fun to listen to Sark playing things. I hope when he comes back he joins the party. Blaine produces two worlds simultaneously, a serious world with rapidly escalating situations and a cartoon world with musical undead. At least that's my perception.
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    Episode 79 — The Roc

    I'm not sure I am allowed to link nsfw but if you remove safe search and Google “Steve vai queef candles out" she should be top link. She basically queefs a candle out then queefs for 4 minutes while saying affectionate words. And thanks nomad science for showing me the baseball thing.
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    Episode 79 — The Roc

    Can someone explain to me the baseball joke? It went over my head and they were laughing so hard.
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    Episode 72 — Heading Down To Glinishmore

    The "got no reason" mumbled by Ken (I think) while talking about the dwarves made me laugh. Probably referencing this: Randy Newman - Short People (1978): http://youtu.be/uFmv22ghzQw
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    Brian in a music video for the band Off!

    What is this youtu .be? Is this a trick? I haven't tried it yet and got too much of a headache from fuel fumes at work to think. Edit: It is legit, just an url shortening service I hadn't noticed before. Also an awesome find!
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    Episode 70 — The Kitchen Caper

    Blaine and Brian have been really utilizing their magic and taking control of solving rat form quickly but what I have liked most is how Ken was let loose, he keeps doing anything he thinks is funny regardless of how gross or perverted it may be. Thanks to more air time for Ken I still can't resist laughing about anything to do with vomit. It will be nice when the others are back but I feel like they stepped up their game. This episode was great also in the sense that all the guys that want to surrender after first blood died in the walls. Little video game bad attitude justice in my mind.
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    what happened in your campaigns?

    The past 4 Sunday's suddenly my old dungeons and dragons group became inspired to start up again. The difference from before is they're clearing content fast, also I'm already a crap dm and now I'm rusty too. What kinds of events happened in your campaigns? Maybe I can get ideas from them. Here's the event I was truly unprepared for, when they got a map from the antagonists castle they decided to check out marked positions on it. Along the way an orc encampment. Rather than avoid a hundred orcs they decide to check it out. The Mildred of our group, apparently not paying attention goes along with it. Maybe even not a problem since orcs are lawful evil typically in 2nd ed ad&d. Except the party has a low intelligence, 3 charisma orc hating elf ranger. My players are the best and they will play based on their character. He pulls out his vorpal arrow, rolls a natural 20 and now there is about 99 angry orcs left. This did not turn out well, rather than saying we're dead they roll out their fleeing and fighting. Surpassing my expectations of rolling against almost a triple digit group they survive a volley of arrows from the orcs with ranged weapons and they kill a couple more. Now they've rolled New characters and I need to catch up on a main story and side stories. Old characters had survived just long enough to unveil the beginning of each of their special side arcs so it would be obvious if I try to reuse them.