JuiceUnlimited

Oh right. Happy Mother's Day, Twitter. http://t.co/FO9h5YAvV6

LET'S GO! SKY HIGH! ALL RIGHT!

.@cal50 Yesterday I saw a car with a Kill Whitey bumper sticker. ( '-')b

.@jetgreguar nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You can't hug your children with tyrannosaur arms.

Concerning Hoppips

Continually annoyed that all workout/diet advice available without hella digging is about cutting down to a stick body as soon as possible

Young men with science degrees discuss which farms they're picking strawberries for pay at in 2013

THE ONLY WAY I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD IS BY MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET

Wanna get a @davidSEIBEI I'M FAT LET'S PARTY shirt and wear it with my shorts to work out in

Omg I don't know if I've ever been made this angry by a book meant to make people happy

Not even kidding. I need to buy decent shorts.

vvThat? That is incredible.vv

.@cal50 "Stop painting it and eat it already!" http://t.co/0UoGJGhmT0

The lady doth protest too much RT @johnnybriztweet Sorry State Of The Industry http://t.co/2iFePvx8i6

"Hey roomies, wanna go on my nature walk this Sunday?"... [photo]: http://t.co/XAQZ4L3s0E

Colleen Houck and George R.R. Martin are my inspiration to get fit and handsome before I garner any literary success. Yikes.

BONG RIPS OVER HITLER'S GRAVE

YO WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY NUGGETS

I think I could stage a 3 act musical in this library and no one would complain.

Char Kelly

...doing a free promotion on a book today. I've moved 666 complementary copies. http://t.co/Z9f4nzSHrV

.@cal50 If science is to be believed, big water doesn't like us either

.@cartoonfuntime Best way to beat the haters is let them hate http://t.co/4A9xxuURiq

HAIL SATIN