JuiceUnlimited

...doing a free promotion on a book today. I've moved 666 complementary copies. http://t.co/Z9f4nzSHrV

.@anna_mnemonic LOOK WHAT ARRIVED DAAAAANG http://t.co/qRNyxcXzeO

.@cal50 "Stop painting it and eat it already!" http://t.co/0UoGJGhmT0

.@cal50 If science is to be believed, big water doesn't like us either

.@cal50 Yesterday I saw a car with a Kill Whitey bumper sticker. ( '-')b

.@cartoonfuntime Best way to beat the haters is let them hate http://t.co/4A9xxuURiq

.@Horse_ebooks That's a good fucking question.

.@jetgreguar nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

.@KellyAyotte I'm not one of the 81% of New Hampshirites who support background checks, but I AM an embarrassed neighbor in VT.

"Hey roomies, wanna go on my nature walk this Sunday?"... [photo]: http://t.co/XAQZ4L3s0E

BONG RIPS OVER HITLER'S GRAVE

Char Kelly

Colleen Houck and George R.R. Martin are my inspiration to get fit and handsome before I garner any literary success. Yikes.

Concerning Hoppips

Continually annoyed that all workout/diet advice available without hella digging is about cutting down to a stick body as soon as possible

Guess who's got wintry mix tonight THIS GUY

HAIL SATIN

Happiness is writing a placeholder description for your boring erotic romance hero as 'long, strong, and down to get the friction on.'

Happy birthday to me from @MeatSlagiron http://t.co/CxTnif3pNl

I AM USING MY 3000TH TWEET TO PRAISE THE USE OF COLOR IN DJANGO UNCHAINED. SO THERE.

I have purchased a plant for my pleasure.

I think I could stage a 3 act musical in this library and no one would complain.