JuiceUnlimited

I wish New Orleans had human rights. I want to pay reasonable rent prices and eat fried chicken in the steamy sunshine.

I'm going to make an Earwolf account just to make the case for How Did This Get Made doing Krull. KRULL, MOTHERFUCKERS.

if i hear one more word about hobbits

in owning a scooter I've decided most cars are pandora's boxes of problems I'm not mentally equipped to handle

LET'S GO! SKY HIGH! ALL RIGHT!

My new mattress cannot arrive soon enough. For the sake of my spine.

Not even kidding. I need to buy decent shorts.

oh noooooooooo http://t.co/OIz1uzViPq

Oh right. Happy Mother's Day, Twitter. http://t.co/FO9h5YAvV6

Omg I don't know if I've ever been made this angry by a book meant to make people happy

Quoth fat fucking coward @NateBell4AR "I (...) was generally expressing my personal view of how I would have felt in that situation myself."

Realize I hated Hunger Games because Katniss is an honorary boy and I'm basically retaliating by making a ya dystopia full of honorary girls

RT @violetinbloom Boston police have confirmed the New York Post's breathless report of a "Saudi suspect" in custody is false. #fu @nypost

The lady doth protest too much RT @johnnybriztweet Sorry State Of The Industry http://t.co/2iFePvx8i6

THE ONLY WAY I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD IS BY MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET

vvThat? That is incredible.vv

Wanna get a @davidSEIBEI I'M FAT LET'S PARTY shirt and wear it with my shorts to work out in

winter will never end. i literally can no longer tolerate this.

YO WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY NUGGETS

You can't hug your children with tyrannosaur arms.

Young men with science degrees discuss which farms they're picking strawberries for pay at in 2013