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I AM USING MY 3000TH TWEET TO PRAISE THE USE OF COLOR IN DJANGO UNCHAINED. SO THERE.

.@anna_mnemonic LOOK WHAT ARRIVED DAAAAANG http://t.co/qRNyxcXzeO

Guess who's got wintry mix tonight THIS GUY

in owning a scooter I've decided most cars are pandora's boxes of problems I'm not mentally equipped to handle

.@KellyAyotte I'm not one of the 81% of New Hampshirites who support background checks, but I AM an embarrassed neighbor in VT.

Realize I hated Hunger Games because Katniss is an honorary boy and I'm basically retaliating by making a ya dystopia full of honorary girls

winter will never end. i literally can no longer tolerate this.

I wish New Orleans had human rights. I want to pay reasonable rent prices and eat fried chicken in the steamy sunshine.

Quoth fat fucking coward @NateBell4AR "I (...) was generally expressing my personal view of how I would have felt in that situation myself."

.@Horse_ebooks That's a good fucking question.

I have purchased a plant for my pleasure.

oh noooooooooo http://t.co/OIz1uzViPq

if i hear one more word about hobbits

RT @violetinbloom Boston police have confirmed the New York Post's breathless report of a "Saudi suspect" in custody is false. #fu @nypost

Happiness is writing a placeholder description for your boring erotic romance hero as 'long, strong, and down to get the friction on.'

My new mattress cannot arrive soon enough. For the sake of my spine.

Happy birthday to me from @MeatSlagiron http://t.co/CxTnif3pNl

I'm going to make an Earwolf account just to make the case for How Did This Get Made doing Krull. KRULL, MOTHERFUCKERS.