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JuiceUnlimited

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  1. I'm going to make an Earwolf account just to make the case for How Did This Get Made doing Krull. KRULL, MOTHERFUCKERS.

  2. My new mattress cannot arrive soon enough. For the sake of my spine.

  3. in owning a scooter I've decided most cars are pandora's boxes of problems I'm not mentally equipped to handle

  4. Happiness is writing a placeholder description for your boring erotic romance hero as 'long, strong, and down to get the friction on.'

  5. RT @violetinbloom Boston police have confirmed the New York Post's breathless report of a "Saudi suspect" in custody is false. #fu @nypost

  6. if i hear one more word about hobbits

  7. I have purchased a plant for my pleasure.

  8. .@Horse_ebooks That's a good fucking question.

  9. Quoth fat fucking coward @NateBell4AR "I (...) was generally expressing my personal view of how I would have felt in that situation myself."

  10. YO WHEN I SAY CHICKEN YOU SAY NUGGETS

  11. I wish New Orleans had human rights. I want to pay reasonable rent prices and eat fried chicken in the steamy sunshine.

  12. winter will never end. i literally can no longer tolerate this.

  13. Realize I hated Hunger Games because Katniss is an honorary boy and I'm basically retaliating by making a ya dystopia full of honorary girls

  14. .@KellyAyotte I'm not one of the 81% of New Hampshirites who support background checks, but I AM an embarrassed neighbor in VT.

  15. Guess who's got wintry mix tonight THIS GUY

  16. .@anna_mnemonic LOOK WHAT ARRIVED DAAAAANG http://t.co/qRNyxcXzeO

  17. I AM USING MY 3000TH TWEET TO PRAISE THE USE OF COLOR IN DJANGO UNCHAINED. SO THERE.

  18. .@cartoonfuntime Best way to beat the haters is let them hate http://t.co/4A9xxuURiq

  19. .@cal50 If science is to be believed, big water doesn't like us either

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