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JuiceUnlimited

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  1. ...doing a free promotion on a book today. I've moved 666 complementary copies. http://t.co/Z9f4nzSHrV

  2. I think I could stage a 3 act musical in this library and no one would complain.

  3. BONG RIPS OVER HITLER'S GRAVE

  4. Colleen Houck and George R.R. Martin are my inspiration to get fit and handsome before I garner any literary success. Yikes.

  5. "Hey roomies, wanna go on my nature walk this Sunday?"... [photo]: http://t.co/XAQZ4L3s0E

  6. The lady doth protest too much RT @johnnybriztweet Sorry State Of The Industry http://t.co/2iFePvx8i6

  7. .@cal50 "Stop painting it and eat it already!" http://t.co/0UoGJGhmT0

  8. vvThat? That is incredible.vv

  9. Not even kidding. I need to buy decent shorts.

  10. Omg I don't know if I've ever been made this angry by a book meant to make people happy

  11. Wanna get a @davidSEIBEI I'M FAT LET'S PARTY shirt and wear it with my shorts to work out in

  12. THE ONLY WAY I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD IS BY MAKING SNIDE COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET

  13. Young men with science degrees discuss which farms they're picking strawberries for pay at in 2013

  14. Continually annoyed that all workout/diet advice available without hella digging is about cutting down to a stick body as soon as possible

  15. Concerning Hoppips

  16. You can't hug your children with tyrannosaur arms.

  17. .@jetgreguar nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  18. .@cal50 Yesterday I saw a car with a Kill Whitey bumper sticker. ( '-')b

  19. LET'S GO! SKY HIGH! ALL RIGHT!

  20. Oh right. Happy Mother's Day, Twitter. http://t.co/FO9h5YAvV6

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