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  1. Scott's delivery on "Laura, if you're listening, and I hope you are, I'm coming for you." was absolutely bone-chilling.
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    I haven't gotten mine yet (ordered in February when they first went on sale). I emailed Earwolf about three weeks ago and was told that there was a printing issue with the first run, and that I should expect it to arrive that week, but still haven't gotten anything. I know a couple of people who live in my town (I'm in Canada) who have received theirs, so...who knows?
  3. "I'm blind and using a stiiiiiick" got me real bad. ...now THAT'S dance!
  4. God, I've missed the Pod F. Tompkast so, so much. FINALLY.
  5. "I happen to know quite a bit about Charles Manson." Today is a joyful day.
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    "I'll also make a general plug for the concept of litigation." Great plugs.
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    EPISODE 338 β€” Be My Guest, Literally

    You could play me Ho-Ho clips for a month and I wouldn't get tired of it. Congratulations to Michael Ableson for being an incredible successful corporate litigator and also for having impeccable taste in characters. One of us! One of us!
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    If there is any shirt worth having your mother-in-law ask you "wait, what does that say?!", it's this one. Immediate purchase.
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    EPISODE 221 β€” A Tribute To Harris Wittels

    That was a really touching intro, Kulap. Thank you to everyone who worked to put this together, this is a really excellent tribute. Love you guys.
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    EPISODE 336 β€” NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    This montage is definitely getting to me. Really well done, guys. It's good. It's funky!
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    EPISODE 336 β€” NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    I teared up during Scott's intro, only to find myself laughing the first time Harris started yelling at Adam for eating. I'm really glad this got released. It's helping. Thank you, Scott, and everyone at Earwolf. Motherfuckers wanna laugh.
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    Episode 306 β€” Project Funway

    I often think about Harris talking about how clapping makes people seem like animals. "I like that, I hit my hand!"
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    We will miss you Harris

    Harris never failed to make me laugh. I never met him, but this feels like losing a friend. So much love to Harris's friends, family, and the Earwolf community. The world lost a truly funny person far too soon. You will be missed, Harris.
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    EPISODE 335 β€” The Wedding of Gilli and Garry

    This episode is EGOT worthy.
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    EPISODE 220 β€” Make Love Like Gorillas

    Howard yelling "Shoot 'em!" during the American Sniper clip almost made me do spit take.
  16. Just promise me you'll sext at my funeral.
  17. When I die, don't use dirt to bury me. Just cover my corpse in this episode's audio drops.
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    Episode 214 β€” Me Wheelhouse

    "You can cut this, but by law, you guys should all have to work together." Glad this great 'sclusie didn't get cut.
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    Hang in there.

    Jake, we all like to have a fun time online and tease about the show never coming back, but yowza! It's so great that you are doing so well! You seem like ya got a good head on your shoulders, and the success is well deserved. Our patience will surely pay off. In the mean time, I hope we can all keep having a great time on the web.
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    Episode BO2014.1 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 1

    The best part about winter is that I can just hide my face in my coat when I can't stop laughing on public transit, as happened this morning when Scott was talking about clapping during musicals when the title of the song comes up.
  21. "U2 is just one letter and one number." I really wish the Scotts had taken the time to break this information down. Not all of us are superfans.
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    Episode 208.5 β€” 11/28/14 TWO CHARTED 147

    "I just smacked that boba." HOWARD. EDIT: God bless whoever did this:
  23. Oh my God, Amanda Calzone is in my top 3 Lapkus characs. This is already so great. "dormatorio."