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  1. JonahGresl

    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    Zelda Rubinstein pulls out a book from 1652 to show that they knew each other in a past life. The book had what appeared to be black and white photographs of them and other witches... Photography wasn't invented until the 1800's.
  2. I couldn't believe what I was hearing when Howard said there may be no new albums to look forward to! What would your ears do for the rest of their lives if there were no more Howard Kremer albums? Mine would be bored and commit ear suicide. Next year I will have no new summah rules to live by, as told to me in ridiculously inventive rhymes. I will never hear what other creatures DBS may be summoning to aid him in his battle against sass. This is the type of future I have to look forward to now, but it doesn't have to be. There must be a way to change Howie's mind... oh yeah, selling more music! Pass it along, get the word out. WE NEED TO SAVE THE FUTURE OF MUSIC! Do your part! There are those of us out here that love Howard's music and hope it never stops coming. He creates absolutely the most entertaining music I have ever listened to. If you or a loved one for some unfathomable reason haven't purchased these stunning accomplishments in music, do yourself (and your ears) a favor and pick up an album or five. Have A Summah! And then Have Anothah Summah! Then to satisfy your appetite you can pick up Dragon Boy Suede to fill your earholes with Poon Soup and chowing down on some Shrimp Scampi. What a delightful way to spend your day. Available on howardkremer.bandcamp.com, iTunes, and Amazon. Buy your copy today!
  3. Six people went into the water that day, one of Tara Reed's scarry boobs popped out. That is why I hate sharks.
  4. There was so much of this movie to laugh at, and you guys did an excellent job. Glad you switched things up to give this masterpiece of cinema the HDTGM treatment. Just a few observations. Correction: At one point someone referred to the line where Nova says "it's like Old Faithful" and they thought she was talking about the sharknado. I am pretty sure she was talking about the wall of water rushing over the road and the fact that it had a timing to it. Then I believe it is Ian Zerling that says "we're going to need faith", talking about getting by Old Faithful. Paul said that they had stock footage of Haiti. I am pretty sure it was stock footage from Hurricane Sandy and/or Katrina, judging by the license plates. Omissions: In Tara Reed's house there was a lot of water inside. When they exit the house, presumably through the door, the driveway has no water in it. Ian Zerling then inexplicably emerges from a bush right next to them in the driveway, a shark breaks out of the front door followed by a large gush of water. So if they got out of the house through the door, how did the water not rush out of the house with them? Better yet, how was the house flooded in the first place if the area outside of it is not flooded? And that time of the month? Holy shit that was a great line! At the old folks' home in the pool, when the sharks first land in the pool there is an old man in the pool and an old woman on the side. The man actually pulls the woman into the pool with him. He didn't want to die alone I guess. Also, can we get Mythbusters on that pool explosion? How did that happen from one can of gas? Wouldn't there just have been fire on top of he water, at most? At the Chinese Theater when the shark lands on the star in front, it leaves a shark outline imprint in the ground. Question: Was the opening scene only in the movie to set up the fact that there was a pod of 20,000 sharks that was being driven towards land by the storm? At that point I don't know if it was a fully-formed hurricane or if that was the beginning of the hurricane. If it was the formation, would it have been a sharkicane seeing as it formed while picking up sharks? Because I find it hard to believe that the sharknado that ate the fishermen was one of the three that were around at the end of the movie. Keep up the great work.
  5. JonahGresl

    Shark Facts

    Probably felt a boob.
  6. JonahGresl

    HAVIN' A SUMMAH 2013!

    Summah gum: Stride Fearless Fruit. It's even got a dragon on the package. Could there be anything more fitting?
  7. JonahGresl

    Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

    Oh boy, this movie was horrible. My friends and I actually saw it on the big screen. This was the first movie that came to mind when I started listening to your podcast. Marlon Wayans' death was fantastically bad, if I recall correctly.