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  1. showshowbro

    Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend

    I know what you’re thinking… and yes… …those are private school girls right there. and dudes in all seriousness this pod was bussing my shit up on the train and i was losing it and laughing rlly loud and this girl asked me what I was listening to and I explained that there was funny jokes and then she asked me if I wanted to ‘say hi’ and I was like ‘sure, hi!’ and she was like ‘cool well here’s my number if you ever wanna say hi’ woah. nobody ever used a pickup line on me before EVER. needless to say, I sealed the deal with a layers/parfait analogy. here’s a pic of her for those that don’t believe me
  2. during a sporting event, i'll oftentimes find myself very curious about who will win. let’s just say that there was a brownie earthquake in Brooklyn this afternoon. No, not the delicious dairy queen snack, this is the kind of brownie earthquake that my roommate Hannah makes in the water closet – the kind that can be smelled in space.
  3. I noticed that both teams really wanted to win.
  4. ps. the song is off 'chet baker sings' which is my all-time favorite record of all time and everyone should go listen to it and pants a freshman or something.
  5. (to be playing softly in the background while a sean or a hayes totally fan out over my sensitivities) Dear Sean and Hayes, Camp is okay I guess, but I miss you guys and I need some advice. All the guys have been making out with chicks behind the rock wall except for me – what am I doing wrong?? It’s like, I try to give them a dream-catcher but they’re like, I already have one, and then they all laugh when I walk away. I’m NOT a PERV – I wasn’t jerking off, okay?? I just toss and turn a lot. And I didn’t pee the bed, I just get really sweaty in my sleeping bag and that’s why the counselors hung it on the clothesline. Either way, the talent show is coming up and I was wondering if you guys had any ideas on how I could impress the ladies. I was gonna do that sick double-jester that you taught me, Sean – but I let Dylan borrow my hacky-sack and he said it got eaten by a bear. Like, I’m pretty good at the c-walk so if I don’t hear back from you guys I’ll probably just do that. Okay, gotta go find Sam – the counselors just called for a buddy-check. -Lonely on Lake Lahona.
  6. question 4 the boyz -- anyone ever fallen asleep in the sun and woken up with a wicked condom tan on their weenie boy? me neither. i tried to wear a condom once and it didn’t fit on my weenie boy.
  7. showshowbro

    HWH project

    well lets keep this in the HH pool. did tim bail?? i'll send him an fb birthday ultimatum..
  8. Thanks, Junk. It’s Saturday afternoons from 11 – 1 Eastern and it streams on Newtownradio.com I’d love it if you guys called in and messed around and am also down for whatev, bits-wise. It’s been straight improv for the past long while – but I’d like to start writing more for it… There are some archives here http://www.newtownradio.com/shows/tiger-scout/ The most recent one in this archive is P good because our guest was P Hicks from Ron & Fez and he’s a pro at keeping conversation moving.. Also the link in my signature is a pretty consistently funny episode. Thanks for listening. Bozos, I’m gonna check urz out this week it’s been on my list.
  9. the garbagegoyle boyz are nothing but a bunch of dunderheads!!! henceforth, thenceforth, and whenceforth -- I will be starting my own gang of hardbodied hoochie-daddies called the swamp baby surfers. mark my words from highschool -- we will rule these boards someday. this painting was drawn with a pencil by an ex-gargoyle boy turned swamp baby surfer and I don't know HOW YOU guys found out about the secret half-pipe underground clubhouse -- but I can assure you that there are more than 3 bean bag chairs. all are welcome -- except engineer sam. - Otto Von Skidmark (frm a mtrcycle)
  10. showshowbro

    Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend

    the forums are bo-ring this week. here's a funny vid that sean is in..
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    Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend

    i've been stalking you too!! u the pirate king?? that's a sweet role. i was frederick once upon a time.. edit: how long does the show run?? if there were other east coasters i'd make the trek..
  12. showshowbro

    HWH project

    here she is. i'll probably do the whole thing over so I can play off bozos but I did it in two different accents lemme know which one you prefer..
  13. showshowbro

    HWH project

    I'm BACK!!! Going into the studio RIGHT NOW!! You guys set the bar p high tho. I'll post my shiz once I record it and then will be accepting notes on how you want me to piece it all together.
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    Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend

    on the real tho i have more scrapes than y'all 3 jail trips --weed, fighting, fireworks/drunken belligerence 5 other arrests when i was under 18 --four counts of underage drinking and one count of banging the principal's wife for 5 hours. honorable mention : public urination summons, graffiti summons, curfew summons, trespassing summons. definitely not proud, but am SO FIRE at talking to the cops at this point. edit: by jail i mean central bookings i was never lockt up more than 24 hours...
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    Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend

    one time i got arrested for being too sexy. i was issued a pardon by the fashion police.
  16. showshowbro

    HWH project

    i'm gonna be on a fish trip 4 tha next week but maybe i can whittle some internet with my biceps so yaya lemme know about a hangout or whatev -- 'cause that's probs a good idea. or if everyone energy/delivery is COMPLETELY different and contrasting it could make it funnier...
  17. v sad that i can't come to the live taping. i have to 'weigh in' for an mma fight that day. i've been spitting in a cup all week to try to cut some of this excess dong-weight. i'm so jealous of all of you that get to go. i can picture it now. cue or some other kinda dreamy progression that i would friggin' nail way better than this chump. hayes + sean looking real sad. hayes: cheer up sean, we've all had to cut dong-weight before. sean: it's not ABOUT the dong-weight hayes -- it's the principle of the thing....i mean... ...he's our dad, but also our sensei and number one fan -- HOW COULD HE MISS THIS?!?!? hayes: do you have a friggin' black suspenders?? NO. you're just an orange suspenders so leave him alone. sean grows a large anime sweat droplet. End Scene. Hayes, thanks for sticking up for me back there. Sorry I can't make it Sean, I would love to cheer you guys on and I KNOW y'all would grab drinks with the HH + RSS forums homies if I was in da haus -- but I hope you'll still be down even if i'm NOT coming. prty @ tims evrione take thr shoos off plz i'm SOO bored at work r/n
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    wow. still drunk. i can barely remember anything. in fact, i feel like i got so drunk that i forgot the WHOLE entire year! or maybe Jen's clothes are just giving me flashbacks from last summer... hopefully i didn embarrass myself too hard. details plzz. thx.
  19. showshowbro

    HWH project

    he doesn't smoke weed. ...he sucks bud... also, i've been a lil busy and haven't checked into this bad-boy for few days but this is pretty much what just happened when i read that i was nominated for the role of jim kennings
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    see you guys at trevor's party. hopefully there won't be any uggos.
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    re: cat daddy request johnny cash giving the finger periodic table of cocktails (drink until its argon..)
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    SO MANY NEW POSTERS THIS WEEK. bob marley playing soccer. fight club. muhammad ali VS. the rubber punching man. THE LIST GOES ON. SOMEONE ELSE HELP ME OUT HERE.
  23. showshowbro

    HWH project

    i dont think any high quality mics will be needed 'til episode 2. but tim if you want to buy us some mics i want a matched pair of dpa 4011s @bozos blue mics are solid. those guys repaired neumman capsules for 20 years before they started building their own mics. to be honest, i think everyone should just use the built in mic in their computer (for the first ep.) that way, it will be easier to make it sound like we're in the same room... or it could be funny if there were like two completely different timbres and room tones for each character and one character like always has an ambulance in the background and another character has a smoke alarm that keeps beeping and a talking microwave that's always chiming in. leave space i guess, but don't stress about anything -- i'll figure it out if you guys still want me to edit it and add some funny music and probably a square space ad or something.
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    Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend

    :rolleyes: saw that one coming. i'm glad sinbad did his homework and learned that.. A) i'm jacked up making song puns out of agata's name is a thing around here. loved the episode though. you can tell that sinbad has done thousands of radio appearances.
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    HWH project

    i would just record the audio to garageband or if ur rocking a pc there's freeware called audacity you can download. have each character record to a separate track w/no effects on it.
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