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  5. Posted

    OH THANKS ANASTASIA!!!! His name is JACK and HE LOOOOVES to come fishing with me.

     

    Someone earlier asked about his breed and he’s half german shepard half rottweiler.

     

    PS.

     

    Ya burdrulz web series is gonna be rad. Hopefully we can all get pyrotechnics credits. I really like the music in the freezer scene. What band is that Josh??

     

    Also, do you know band called ‘Leggy’ ‘cause they’re from cincinnatti and they seem cool and we’re playing with them this week..

     

    Oh yeah and I’m MoNSTERTRUX4LIF3Bro on instagram

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  6. Posted

    I landed a jingle for a eukanuba dog food commercial and the lawyers took out 95% of the funny puns.

     

    I was pretty sad about it…’til I cashed the check and took my baby girl to Zales.

     

    So either way, I’m eating a fifty dollar steak, right?? And I’m thinking – WHERE DO I MAIL THESE BALLER CHRISTMAS PREZZIES I GOT FOR S + H ?? Srsly tho, all I need is an address and roughly 5-7 business days.

     

    KK LAST THING

     

    I didn’ brag this on the social media, but I figured some of you might be as obsessed with these dudes as I am so check this gem –

     

    I got my good neighbor on fleek about a week ago.

     

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    I’ve got a pretty solid contingency for becoming friends with them that involves homemade coupons and I’ll let you know how it goes.

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  7. Posted

    Almost cried a double-tear when I got that sick shouty.

     

    NEEDED THAT ONE.

     

    Reminded me of the days of old—

     

    --whence forth thine let me bang, and I did let thine bang, and my posts wrang out with tales of the banging.

     

    Seriously though I’ve been slipping and I’m gonna try to step up this game and come out of retirement.

     

    Things I’ve been working on:

     

    I got a puppy

     

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    It’s steelhead season

     

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    And, as always, I’ve been working on my radio show which is largely improvised comedy and good garage-rock.

    http://www.newtownra...ws/tiger-scout/

     

    Loved the Ep.

     

    Last week’s episode on writers encouraged me to dust off a for-real project I sunk some life into a while back so thanks for that.

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  8. Posted

    guys, it’s me showshowbro. i changed my name to do funny joking for you guys.

     

    a recent muscle reduction surgery had me neglecting my beloved boards, but I’m back to claim my place as the 6th most attractive and funny poster.

     

    that is all.

     

    ps.

     

    if you’re at a halloween party later today, feel free to make a joke about being ‘graveyard smashed.’

     

    EDIT: Hey MBOP, are you going to Jenny's party or the double-rager on McGlintock?? I'll be dressed as Theodore Hoes-Are-Felt. A young, rough-riders era, Teddy. Only this Halloween, my ween won't be hollow. And it'll be wrapped in a rough riders studded condom....

     

     

    ....PSYCH!!! They don't make those in double XL, atleast I don't think so...I haven't bought condoms since the 4th grade...

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  9. Posted

    So I had this IPA tonight (Elysian Space Dust) that knocked me on my ass. Just so everyone knows that it's awesome.

     

    This concludes tonight's episode of craft beer reviews with Chanson.

     

    #DrinkWashingtonBeer

    You’re a beers guy too?? No wAY???!?!?

     

    I thought I was the only beers guy on this forum..

     

    I fucking love hops and I won’t even look at a beer unless its darker than my stepdad.

     

    Is elysian space dust the really tasty one that tastes like a nasty fucking pinecone needlez and chaw spit?? Love that stuff..

     

    Can’t quite remember how the joke went but that’s about all I could muster.

     

    Oh yes, and I changed my profile pic to cement my status as #1 Handsome Boy

     

    Also, can I get a chaw??

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  10. Posted

    For real tho what are those little x2 buttons for???

     

    Also, great posting. A few things..

    1. @ rod aug -- Met Kyle in the elevator at work. There’s a tv show named after our building. It’s the ‘hi my name is earl building.’
    2. @ anastasia – probly a buff baby with a big ‘ol man dong in my diaper. probly barf and lonestar. avon barksdale in a wet-suit with a flatscreen on it??? doing a segment called pimp my Halloween costume this week..
    3. More like Joe Mcwoman, the way he makes tim insecure about his tiny 7 incher (its thick tho..)
    4. I’m so bored at work but I’m gonna be off the night shift soooooo sooooooooooooon.

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  14. Posted

    two things to add here

    1. I think we should include all newbies but also pick one eager newbie to bully, collectively. I nominate Tim.
    2. I’ve never actually edited any of my sketches into something tangible. But I’ve written a ton and if S + H wanna see one of those bad-boys come to fruition, they should challenge all of us in an upcoming ep.

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  15. Posted

    in my opinion, cody pacino'd when he really should have deniro'd

     

    on a separate note, those two dudes are p clever, but their sketches are whack.

     

    yet another reason that all of us need to step up our game.

     

    i introduced this idea once during the RSS days but I really think it would be fun if S + H put on the Hollywood Handbook Short-Film Fiestaval

     

    it would encourage us all to work on our sketches and take a break from the other sketches we do of big-titted models .

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  17. Posted

    My co-worker's must think I've got Family Feud dialed up on the superfast 4g, 'cause every time Sam answers a question I find myself clapping and muttering 'good answer, good answer.'

     

    Question for Sam – Do you ever put speed holes in ur motorcycles to make them faster??

     

    I did this siq mod on my hog where I stole some chrome skull tire caps off this el camino in my neighborhood when I was like 12 and she’s been riding like a champ ever since.

    http://www.enjoygram...85043_285980476

     

    edit: sorry to disappoint all my forum fans that thought I was a famous radio show host/fly-fishing celebrity/prop comic/frontman with killr stage banter/dong model for the ‘after’ component of the ‘before and after’ ads for big dick pills. I am, in fact, a lowly audio engineer. one of my bosses sounds a lot like engineer cody this week. #bababooey

     

    second edit: just to clarify, those ads are fraudulent. the pic labeled “before” is not a picture of me, nor does the afore mentioned pic bearing the caption “after” reflect that i have anything but a naturally occurring monster in my jockies.

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  18. Posted

    Guys, I’ve been trying to make a chief buffalo wing joke for a few days now.

     

    Also I thought you all might like to know that I have a new roommate from Hawaii I just met two days ago. Dudes, she fly fishes and ties her own flies!?!?!?!

     

    She’s the ideal woman -- Picture equal parts Agata, Valerie, and Anastasia with a Freja scrunchie collection.

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  19. Posted

    I feel like I need to comment specifically what happens in the episodes more...

     

    But I just wanted to make a quick note about how I've really been practicing my Crip walk, and the girls still don't think I'm 'cool'

     

    Sho Sho Bro, what do I do?

     

    maybe you're practicing wrong?? i practice on my arm every night, and i can make out for like a whole movie.

     

    umm let's see. try taking the laces out of your shoes.

     

    maybe put some zebra cakes in your locker, and if anyone asks -- your dad works at the factory so they can totally have one...

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  21. Posted

    O wow u guyz! I’ll compile these in a soundcloud thing l8r 4 and maybe we can shop it to Hollywood hitz recordz ‘cause I kno a guy..

     

    As u all know, labor day is the only day when its socially acceptable to stick it to the troops but I’m getting antsy and I cannot wait that long so I wrote this poem

     

    The troops are not as good as laborers

     

    All they do is pretend to be life-saver-ers

     

    I hope they become extinct like tooth-tiger-saber-ers

     

    -by charlie

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  22. Posted

    Dead man's curve made me think of this song before I listened to the one you posted, so I dunno if it works. I guess it would.

    The only other song the title made me think of was that Last Kiss song, which I think is just straight up a story of a dead man's curve accident. Don't use that one.

     

    A). The Cramps are so rad. Psychedelic Jungle is an especially sick record..

    B). This fits the theme perfectly. The track I chose is very literal, but it doesn’t need to be that way at all.

     

    I do this thing with my friends called record club. I stole it from a book called on celestial music… Basically, it’s like book club in that a group of wannabe intellectual types get together once a month to drink wine and eat food, only instead of talking about a book, everyone brings two songs to play and we talk about those. Eventually everyone gets a mix-tape of all the songs (on cassette ‘cause it’s more fun that way). The best themes are always the really vague ones like ‘where you goin?’ or ‘hungry and dirty’ and we really geek out. The main point is that hitting the theme on the nose isn’t as important as picking a kick-ass song, and vague themes are more conducive to this. Anyone sincerely interested in listening to some bad-ass mix tapes might wanna take a look at this catalogue of mix tapes made by the dudes @ mississippi records in portland -- http://www.discogs.c...965-Tape-Series

     

    Aww gee, you guys are actually the biggest sweethearts around – and I think YOU guys are v funny and have v big muscles and v big nuts n weenies!!

     

    Chanson, so far as all the tiger scout guy stuff goes -- last Saturday was a painful dirge of bad bad jokes and zero rhythm – but I updated a bunch of archives and came across one show I thought was funny enough to officially plug so here is a shameless plug. http://www.newtownra...er-scout-81614/ thx 4 shoutboxing chanson/burdrulz/t-junk u guys r serious sweethearts.

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  25. Posted

    Oh yeah and TIM..

     

    it’s not childhood photos -- it’s JR HIGH pix.

     

    I just thought I’d enforce the standard to ensure that we don’t exhaust all our source material in one week.

     

    Baby pics could be a week, and so could senior pictures.

     

    I also have dreams of cutting a forums mix-tape where everyone posts a song but that’s for a l8r week.

     

    K thx tim.

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