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    PS I don't think anyone has met anyone else IRL after meeting on the forums, right? Agata and I almost accidentally met (we were at the UCB at the same time), and VB and I have talked about meeting, but nothing has happened, right?

     

    someone on these boards used to beg me to come visit her in [redacted]. i could never go 'cause i was always too busy banging hot chicks all day. looks like i missed the boat on that one, oh well :rolleyes: ..... i forgot her name already but i think she was a red-head...

     

     

    We did NOT flop, we just chose to take some tactical defeats. It sets up a great 'underdog' narrative for when we crush Costa Rica 10-1, (and relying on Italy winning both their games helps to foster a greater sense of European trust and confidence).

     

     

     

    They're pretty good, I guess. I have a dog, but I'm mildly allergic to her, so when I kiss and hug her it's actually like a perfect example of sacrificial love, yeah? i.e. She makes me sneeze, but I still rub her dumb face because she loves it.

     

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    I think he meant FLOP as in choked -- not FLOP as in taking dives...

     

    u wanna see some flops u gotta watch chile. everyone should watch chile anyways -- they're a very creative, attack-minded band of drama queens and are my dark horse in this cup..

     

    ps. i like cocker spaniels 'cause their ears look like oatmeal raisin cookies.

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    If you link it to your FB account it'll automatically pull your FB pro pic. BUT since your pic isn't a pic anyway that won't work.

     

    Hey we both know the same person who went to Harvard (I'm not FB friends with her though).

     

    wo hayes. nice fb profile pic. never noticed that before. the person that drew that must be pretty ill at arts and crafts - what do you guys think??

     

    edit: and handsome

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    Can one of you (VB) teach me how to screen write? The dry erase marker is getting low and my tablet is not turning into a TV show yet.(incomprehensible joke that only I get) I got all these good ideas and no outlet. Well, I got a shitty idea and I guess I could just read more screen plays and figure it out.

     

    can you please make 'home debo' ???

     

    also i've got some ideas for 'soul copter' and i'm gonna message you on FB about it.

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    And not to get all British again, but AREN'T YOU GUYS ALL EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP?!

     

    SO PUMPED. The only perk of working the night shift is being able to FINALLY catch all the games. Yesterday I woke up and was like HMMMMM do I wear Spain or Netherlands??? (<< joke, clearly I was going to wear the dutch jersey -- i only own a spain jersey 'cause my sister studied abroad there).

     

    Best of luck to your Brits -- their ugly ass dump and chase methods just might work this evening (<<half joking because british soccer is MAD ugly but I always root for you guys and will be wearing my english national knockoff all day long).

     

    Umm let's see -- I should probly make a joke but I don't feel that funny which is bad 'cause i have a [redacted] show in 2 hours..

     

    ....and the new US kits are sexy as fuck and we're gonna win the cup (<< that's the punchline).

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    has anyone else on this board never listened to another earwolf podcast??

     

    when i first downloaded the podcasts app, RSS was in it's first week. it showed up in the recently added category and i just randomly clicked on it 'cause whatever -- i was waiting for the j train, why not?

     

    i listen to a fly fishing podcast and i hear stern and opie & anthony every morning (not by choice -- my desk is next to their engineers..) but if i WERE to listen to one -- which one is the funniest?

     

    plz discuss.

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    That reminds me of a funny joke I did once. My dad was wearing shorts that were shorter than most men will wear, and I said "What happened to the rest of your shorts?"

     

    Hey Tim, I got a great deal on these cut-off shorts -- they we're half-off.

     

    (four people laugh and 60 people think 'damnnit -- why can't an appetizer count towards my 2 drink minimu

     

    Oh yeah and my favorite dick joke is from this kyle mooney sketch it goes

     

    the principal yelled at me today -- my dick's too big.

     

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